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Abramovich saw him as a conduit so he could indirectly affect things on the pitch with his real life Subbuteo. Which is why the Essien thing seemd credible. Its not just Abramovich -all those multi millionaire hangers on, Kenyon and Buck should be accountable -or did they get it right ?? Grant ''taking us to the next level'' with ''exciting attractive football'' wasnt it ?

Sad to say it but I hope thats the case now. Worst case scenario is that we win something under Grant now.

To me if it means Grant fucking off, then I prefer it if we win fuck all now. If we win the League or CL, it means Grant sticking around for two or three years with £150 m to spend on wanky Israeli players and us destined for mediocrity. Players just hanging araound on massive salaries doing the barest minimum, just like Kenyon , Buck and that lot.

This should include Abramovich being told by someone who's not afraid to jeorpordise their multi million pound salary that he should not interfere with the football side. To not take Essien aside and tell him how to tackle , for instance, to not appoint a fellow Jew just because he put the cones out for another Russian Jewish oligarch. Will take someone with big bollocks.

What is lacking above all is someone who can build a rapport and respect from the squad. Clarke has no charsima no mutual meeting of the mind with players, but knows his football. Ten Cates has to fuck off for a fag every now and then and is a moody cunt at best-again knows his football though. Grant, just a 'B' movie blob monster. Wenger, Ferguson, Mourinho all know how to get the best from their players. We have no one atm, but have a talented squad of loose cannons. Best thing that could happen right now would be to make Terry player manager for the rest of the season. Clarke can sort out the substitutions.

2008, the year we, Chelsea FC, had a hand on two cups just to spunk them away because of some greedy no nothing charlatan, tactically clueless, grasping his £4.5 million a year of our admission, pretending to be a manager.

Grant, Ten Cates and I include Clarke in this. 0-1 down, no passion, just holding heads, scratching chins. Everyone just taking the dosh and too scared to put their heads above the parapet and take responsibility. Club needs a good shake up.

Thing is he was as good as Benzema that everyone is creaming their pants about , at Lyon. His first game was excellent. Could be the Shevchenko factor and just doesnt gel.

Well, all we can hope for now is the 'DOUBLE'. Grant and Thatcher to both die on the same day. April Fools day would be good. I don't think the players can take much blame tbh. Yes the passing has been attrocious, but there hasn't been any inspiration, and fuck knows whats been going on in training. Clarke and Ten Cats might know their football, but they cant inspire like the previous manager. And it's no good looking to Grant on the sidelines for anything, stood there staring, arms folded, like a paedophile at a kids sports day. The Jewish Jobs for the Boys Club that is intent on taking the money needs to realise that fans loyalty only stretches so far. 2008, the year we, Chelsea FC, had a hand on two cups just to fling them away because of some greedy no nothing charlatan, grasping his £4.5 million a year of our admission, pretending to be a manager. Chink of light? I notice William Hill have him as 2-5 on to be gone by the end of the season

Chapmagne on ice, and I've got some fireworks ready for when the witch croaks her last.

He's spunked away two perfectly winnable cups in a week. Do the honourable thing and top yourself you sour faced bastard.

Abtramovichs judgement has got worse since hes been knobbing that model. Sparky would be good, also Romas Spalletti -but he'll be probably untouchable if they do the CL.

Same, also Malouda is a prime example of players not performing since Mourinho. No motivation or inspiration from a manager is the main problem.

Think you're right, people would seem to settle for anyone instead of Grant, understandably Rijkaard might not be the best option. Quite like the look of Spalletti -(dumped Madrid out last night), top coach.

You cant beat a good opium den Buckie might be a bit optimistic, because of the religous freaks -then again its made by monks ? and its strange that booze is banned from the place that has the first evidence of beer drinking. Think you're right Elliott, the Brits did have a part in 'false flag ' operations so BP could have a few barrels of oil as well.

You amaze me JBD -you'd settle for nowt to have the Toad chucked out ? Oh right just re read it ''to have Mourinho back''. Same as . Definitely. Whats the alternative ? Grants hapless jowls taking credit for an odd trophy, and then stuck with the cunt for a few more years. A few years of underachieving, and not realising our true potential.

Anorak Facts Time Barnsley have not won in their last four. However they have lost only two of 18 home league games this season bbbbbut......wehave lost just one (YIDS) in the last 19. They have giant killed before. Not only beating Liverpool this year, but also in 1998 when they booted out Manchester United in the fifth round. If we win it'll be an outstanding record of a place in the semi-finals for the third successive season......and the 18th time Chelsea have made the FA Cup semi finals. No history? Bollocks.

Contrary to what the Yanks (they want their oil) and our press say they're a right friendly bunch. Seriously, OK they got the mad clerics, from that Religous Revolution. But that was just a backlash to the Shah, a US puppet who was a right cunt installed by the CIA. (think Grant with a load of medals and a sword) Before the Shah they were one of the most democratic countries on earth, BUT they decided they wanted to keep most of their oil.(I'm sure Scotland wanted to keep it's North Sea Gas until Thatcher the Cunt sold it off). cue a sponsored CIA takeover so the Septics could have their oil. OK ranting now -the point is had a mate who worked there ..and heres the important bit -booze is abundant ...''Hafez's city of Shiraz, after all, is so renowned for its vineyards, it has given its name to one of the world's most popular varieties of wine. And at the back of the old brewery, Shirazis are still keen to preserve their local traditions. Scouring the alleys on the lookout for religious police, youths in loose leather jackets stuffed with illicit substances bike round town - mobile off-licences peddling beer, vodka and opium.'' Their football team aint bad either

In our favour Mourinho we know can be impulsive -I reckon he'd love to be back -he'd milk the adoration. For Abramovich to kick out his muppetpuppet he'd have to have a few bad results methinks, which could pave the way for a possible return.

Lol! However great this sounds the cynic in me finds it hard to believe that the Greatest Manager in our History (no, not Porterfield), chose to announce his possible return via...... ....The Sun

Amazing if true JBD.

Gudjohnsen =Keegans Top target (Fans FC) Keegan has been told he will have plenty of cash to spend when the summer transfer window swings open, and his priority will be to shore up his leaky defence. However, Keegan will also look to strengthen all areas of his side as he looks to transform the Magpies into a top-six side, and reports claim a top target will be £7million Eidur Gudjohnsen. The Icelandic international has failed to nail down a regular starting place for Barcelona following his move from Chelsea in the summer of 2006, and he may be tempted to move to St James Park.

Ha ha ha - think that Panini fella made himself a very rich bloke just by collecting tens of thousands of photos and deciding to sell them as stickers.

Was thinking about this yesterday. It's the middle class factor. Because 'Little Maddies' parents are qualified GPs, loads of dosh etc, yet this latest one is working class 'scum' as the papers would like to describe them, then it gets less attention. Fact is, two little girls are missing, and they're both appalling cases. Yet the McCanns left their girl alone -negligence. There was a middle class aspect to the Stephen Lawrence murder. Awful racist murder, yet the Daily Mail took up the case because he was studying to be a lawyer, and had 'respectable' parents. Wouldn't have touched it if it had been a 'Yoof' from Brixton.

Had a few. Also collected these, which is scary