Chelsea Home Record Broken
Chelsea long home record was broken yesterday, when more than 3000 scouse descended on West London, and more than the usual 250 tried to storm the turnstiles.
Many were seen selling the Big Issue outside after the game than ever before, in a vain attempt to obtain the fare home, and record numbers of wheelie bins were rifled.
Many were later seen in Trafalgar Square washing, and later trying to cash giros and Incapacity Benefit cheques at various Bureau de Change
Ron Davis, a London Transport spokesman said; ''What a bunch of cunts, I've never seen so many people in West London at one time that were inter-related to that bloke with the one inch forehead, Gerrard is it ?'' ''It must be some kind of record''.