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He has been outstanding -yet not even nominated for Weightwatchers is a disgrace

Blimey ! Impressive stuff there Steveo

Mr Potato Head ? Presumably hes talking about Silvestre !

Also when he got caught doing 120 on the M6 and got off by saying he had diaorrea

No, judging by last nights performance. Made all the difference to the dippers when he came on

NEWCASTLE FANS ARE TO PRETEND CHAMPIONSHIP IS PREMIER LEAGUE NEWCASTLE United fans brushed off yesterday's defeat by Spurs insisting they have a fool-proof scheme to guarantee the club a place in next season's top flight. Cristiano Ronaldo will be played by Iain HumeWith Sir Alan Shearer's team now firmly in the relegation zone, United fans have drawn-up plans to pretend the Championship is now the Premier League. Shearer has backed the idea stressing that even if the club was to plummet to mid-table in the Conference North, the supporters would still be making travel arrangements for a lengthy Uefa Cup run. Bill McKay, assistant secretary of the Toon Army supporters club, said: "Ipswich play in blue so they can be Chelsea or Everton. "We'll have at least one of the Sheffields and no-one's ever entirely sure what league they're in, Derby can be Fulham and we could even pretend Coventry are still a proper football team "Meanwhile Bristol City will from now on be known as Arsenal, Barnsley can pass for Man Utd if you squint hard enough and Notts Forest should make a perfectly decent Liverpool. "And just like the old days we won't have to play small teams like Wigan, Stoke, Bolton, Portsmouth and Hull, so we can pretend they're still in the old second division." United fan Tom Logan added: "Newcastle have the best fans in the Premier League, as anybody who watches Sky Sports knows. So we can't be relegated, otherwise we can't be the best fans in the Premier League. Right? Right? Please say that's right."

How many times does he go on about 4-5-1, Diaby, Wenger

Watched this in a pub round Bermondsey way. The sort of pub where if you dont have tatoos on your neck and knuckles -you're a bender. All the geezers in there- West Ham blokes-were rooting for the gooners out of their raw hatred of Chelsea. Few hairy moments, but managed to emerge unscathed. Everton winning yesterday capped a beautiful weekend.....

The other thing about Hillsboro was that it was football and a working class sport with working class fans. If 96 were killed at 'Rugger', the ballet or opera 100% guaranteed heads would have rolled. There would have been prosecutions, massive court cases, huge compensation payouts and lengthy jail sentences. Middle class dahlings getting squashed is just not on....

''Disrespectful and arrogant of Benitez'' to call Everton a ''small club'' ? Then what does the masticating moron do ?? - only play a near enough reserve team against them in the FA semi . Well done Everton...

I think he comes across as very intelligent bloke -probably the most sensible we've had. It's also good that a lot of his experience is filtering down to Paul Clement...

LOL BL brilliant ! Knew we'd go through ..but didnt think it would be the Chelsea way of the 1970s/80s. OK so should we call you Stevie Gerrard now then ?

MACHEDA COULD BE 'FIRST CLASS, MONEY-GRABBING ARSEHOLE' FEDERICO Macheda has the potential to become one of the greediest tossposts in the Premier League, his agent said last night. Macheda is looking forward to making his coach very angry about Real MadridJulian Cook said the Manchester United striker was a 'really exciting talent' who, with the right guidance, would just get more and more selfish and obsessed with money with every passing year. The Italian has burst onto the scene at Old Trafford by becoming only the 4825th striker to score against both Aston Villa and Sunderland. Macheda said: "Already I put myself way before my team. My hair looks like a deep-fried kitten and I am happy to be paid no more than the GDP of Sweden, or maybe Portugal." The striker hopes to sign a five-year contract worth £1m a month, which he then plans to renege on for more money some time in 2011. He is already in talks with several clubs he intends to betray United fans for, and has lined up top-flight denials from Juventus, Barcelona and AC Milan. Cook moved into football representation from the music industry, where he negotiated a six-album, £12m deal for Spanish novelty band Las Ketchup following their hit 'The Ketchup Song'. He insisted Macheda's contract is 'good for the club, good for the fans and good for my childish obsession with absurdly expensive cars'. Meanwhile Lazio have lodged a formal complaint regarding United's handling of Macheda. A spokesman said: "They treat the boy like a piece of meat when he was contracted to be our piece of meat for another two years."

He said that about Liverpool as well -how he was going to say ''I told you so'' bla bla. Imagine if all fans were like that ?

No ones down grading Hillsboro -but when they have all these anniversaries and silences, the scallies should fucking remember Hillsboro before they go mental at away games. Apart from the 96 many more were starved of oxygen, suffered brain damage, and had crushing injuries. There were several near misses before that -some in the Shed, it was an event waiting to happen. Sadly this kind of event still goes on, with the Ivory Coast fans trying to see Drogba last week...

Liverpool fans in Athens were a disgrace. OK the Greek organisation was shambolic, but it was the same old story. Loads without tickets pissed up - What other fans steal tickets from fellow fans or from the hands of children? At the Bridge they used forged tickets, stormed the shed gate, they just live up to their stereotype everytime, do themselves no favours...

I can remember watching it on TV -people just thought it was kicking off, the commentator, and the Forest fans were still singing abuse as they carried out people. It was a tragedy, but the important thing is that -No one has ever been held to account for this. Lord Justice Taylor, blamed poor policing and inadequate facilities. But no-one has ever been successfully prosecuted for the tragedy. The police have escaped prosecution because legally 3.15pm is effectively the time of all 96 deaths. This excuses any question of ongoing negligence. The police just let too many people in, there was a myth that a gate was knocked down and then this story was repeated by all the media. People were generally treated like cattle and and kept in cages back then, and although Liverpool fans are far from angels, the police officers should have been prosecuted instead of the nice early retirement packages.

Ha Ha! Alright CM -must have been one hell of a party. The more I look at it I think Buck is just a conduit , mouthpiece for Abramovich, being his lawyer and all. On the positive, Abramovich seems to be learning, and listening to what fans want more.

Hi CM. Blimey I heard that Singapore economy shrunk by 20% ? Drogba does what other players do but is a Chelsea legend so fuck the commentators and anti Chelsea media. Tyldsley on ITV, lol, what a scouse bumlicker. Phew !! What a game ! Got there in the end , but Barca must be smacking their lips, seeing Chels ship 7 goals in the last two games. There needs to be more concentration in defence, not just Cech. Just before Aurelio hit that free kick, I had a feeling he'd try that, but thought he was going to hit it high. I'm still buzzing, adrenaline rush game. Watching on TV the whole media wanted Liverpool to do it - commentator was creaming himself when kuyt scored, even Chelsea knobend Townsend wanted the scallies to do it !

If the Russian Football Union have an ounce of common sense they'll steer well clear of the fake....

He could have made the difference last Weds for them. Essentially a defensive midfielder, but gets forward as well, as he did on Saturday. Argentinas captain as well. Never fear , we'll fuck 'em and Barca.

We've had three matches with Hillsboro remembered , getting a bit tiresome now. Its definitely not over - though I think we'll get behind them and score. 2-2 my prediction. I notice theres not much media talk, all the Liverpool loving journalists have shut up for once....

So we've Gordon Brown , Alistair Darling, Fred the Shred , and the Royal Bank of Scotland destabilising the English economy, and now, not content with that, CM 2000 is back. I've seen it all now. Hello CM good to see you back. As for Mourinho -he would never come back Buck, with you and cue ball head knocking about anyway. Being managerless in the Summer, and then with someone new is bound to destabilise the squad to a certain extent, but then I suppose a lot of staff will be cleared out and the new gaffer will bring in fresh faces....

Pretty limited with him as well if Essiens marking him....

Lol Essien was fantastic ! Gerrard ''best player in the World'' ??? My Arse....