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Like I said hes the first to lose to West Ham. We all know why the fat bastard was brought in -like your namesake Sheva -it was to indulge the owners fantasy that some how he can get the best out of the £50m hairband, like in some way Laurel cant perform without Hardy

Clever enough to outfox Tubby

Just because hes got hair round his gob he thinks it entitles him to talk like a cunt

Love to know who these people who respect him ' throughout the game' are. Hes been in such demand for the last six months lounging on his chaise longue, quaffing paella and sangria he must have switched the phone off. Hes not respected by Chelsea fans throughout the game and i am glad youre not a fan of him as well. I am sure we'll get a result on Wednesday, and it was just a blip being tactically outwitted by Big Sam on Saturday

See what youre saying and lots of people said last season was one of 'transition' -could well turn out its this season instead. I would be surprised if hes here for six months tbh -carries on the way hes started hell be out in a couple of weeks. FSW is not some mystical tactical genius that the liverpool loving media would have us believe. £230 m spend at the dippers and a few lucky games. He persisted with Zonal Marking to his own downfall. He Ballsed up Inter now he's ballsing up Chelsea. I will always back the team and Chelsea but he can fuck off

Right so thats ok then. Fuck him. I dont want some twat who had a few lucky cup games.You are in a select minority, and youre entitled to your opinion but 100%, no proper Chelsea fan wants him, or youre playing devils advocate -Abramovich is probably thinking what the fuck have I done ? Hes now running out of options as Ray Wilkins said. Wednesday he'll get a bit of slack as we beat the Danes, but hes on his way sooner than later

Hes doing really well so far- - The first Chelsea boss not to win one of his first three games in charge under Abramovich - The first not to witness a goal in his first two - The first to lose to West Ham

It takes a working class lad like Terry, who learnt his craft on the Hackney marshes, ridiculed by the press, to motivate and cajole skilful players into the mindset to actually win the game Its a shame that players can be ''worth'' so much yet dont have the balls and psychological steel to take a game by the scruff of the neck, and need to be motivated to realise its primarily about sticking the ball in the back of the fucking onion bag

Probably right to offload Meireles, with the midfielders that came in

Just to make us feel better ..... dont forget documentary on Mourinho tonight -ITV 4

Training today with Lampard. Wonder if he is still wearing his 'No16' training gear

I feel for the likes of Oscar & Mata. Young players, being brought into a team that they're told is trying to evolve into an exciting, attacking unit. Now all of a sudden they've got this out-of-touch, authoritarian obsessed with planning and tactics to the point where he fails to see what's actually happening on the pitch in front of his own eyes, He has changed the way we play from the outset & is playing them out of position or dropping them completely; even when they are out there, the ball's going over their heads and then straight back over again. It's a fcking shambles.

As an aside the Glazers could be a spot of bother this week, seems that yernited like Starbucks, have been avoiding paying Corporation Tax

The team is shot to pieces, the fans are as angry as I have seen since the days Mears was selling out to Cabra, and that is saying something.

Watching the post match interviews from both managers you see a stark contrast. Allardyce analysing and pinpointing the problems of the first half and talking through exactly what he did to win the game. Benitez bumbling through waffling on about nothing, lacking any sort of credibility. How has this prick even got to where he is today? It'll be Eriksson next

Torres needs to have his chin surgically removed from his chest. With Terry back and Lampard, a win is most likely with these two than any other scenario, but what a sad state of affairs , and complete lack of planning, or any pretence of direction by the board, when the morale and leadership on the pitch is left to two of the old guard. Its almost as if Buck and co resented Drogba, Lampard and Terry because they command respect from the fans. The board should hang their heads in shame at any lack of foresight to replace leaders on the pitch and for being stupid 'yesmen' which appears to be nothing more than mercenary panderings to a weak minded vain owner

Somehow dont think Rafa is in the same league

Fat fucker slagging off the players again today

He genuinely liked London. The only way he'd come back is for Abramovich wanting to ingratiate himself with the fans, and offering the Portugeezer an enormous pot of cash. This wont happen.

Madrid papers saying hes definitely leaving in june. If hes any sense hed stay away from the SW 6 circus , and I expect his advisors now are telling him not to come anywhere near Chelsea

Installation of Grant is the fucking death knell of any respect for the players or fans £ £ £ £ £ £

Thanks Strike but theres no voting for staff. I would vote for Peace , Laura 90.or Strike -they have all contributed brilliantly

Makes you wonder what sort of tests were implemented before the £50m signing, if any. Simple ones like does he have the same pace ? Would prefer Paul Furlong at the moment

Arsenal fans are well fucked off as well http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2241503/Arsenal-fans-protests--Arsene-Wenger-shrugs-defeat-Swansea.html

Taken from comments section of the Guardian match report on todays game. Dear Chelsea Management, It may be difficult for you to truly grasp what it feels like for an ordinary Chelsea fan who so here it is: i. No matter how painful it may be to admit it given the massive acquisition cost, but Torres simply does not belong in a Chelsea shirt. It is IMPOSSIBLE to see how he can suddenly re-emerge as a world-class player after being a truly mediocre player for a couple of seasons. His performance (or lack of) in matches is a total drain on the rest of the team and until Chelsea actually has a forward line that can put pressure on defenses, the rest of the team will continue to suffer. ii. No coach can fix issue highlighted above. Firing Di Matteo and replacing him with Benitez is laughable because Di Matteo understood the issue (when he benched Torres at Juventus) and he was fired for trying to deal with it. The message that the Chelsea management has sent to coaches is that Torres must be played (as a starter no less) and that is ultimately damaging to the team. Only a truly empowered manager can take Chelsea through the right path, and it starts with understanding that Torres is the problem, rather than the solution. iii. The acquisition of Mata, Oscar, Hazard, Marin and Moses suggested that Chelsea was interested in a more entertaining and free-flowing style; however, Rafa Benitez seems to have decided that getting the ball to Torres by direct long balls is more important. Regardless, Torres is not Drogba and such an approach is certainly not working. It is neither entertaining nor attractive. Chelsea used to be a team with a non-entertaining style that won important matches. Then it became an entertaining team that lost some important matches... and now it is a confused team that can't seem to win any matches. iv. It is hard to imagine what Benitez was thinking when he took out two of the more productive players in today's match against West Ham. Why does he think that Oscar, Mata and Hazard can not be on the field at the same time? And why did Moses need to be substituted? He was having a very, very good match. It is hard for Chelsea fans to warm up to Benitez when he makes somewhat erratic tactical decisions. v. Buy Falcao... Buy Lewandowski... Buy ANYBODY that will instil fear in opposing defenses who must currently be rejoicing whenever they see Torres on the Chelsea team sheet. Regards, A deeply saddened and frustrated Chelsea fan