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We're better than Everton. The worrying thing is Sp*rs fitness is better than ours

Think we'll bounce back after the frigid Leicester display -but it's papering over the cracks

Changed his name from Pigford to Pickford because he thought people would take the piss. Needn't have bothered.

Jordan Pickford - the intelligence of an empty bean can

Haha ! forgot about him. Only if we re-sign Tal Ben Haim as well (oooh those tight shorts). Fuck me we've had some plonkers. I did like the 'cannibal' Boulahrouz though...

Kalas Hector 4.5m of sheer quality. A Waitrose egg...

Bring back Hector ! He scored yesterday...

Just watched it again (painful) -and yes we need a couple of upgrades - but I now come to the conclusion with yesterdays debacle, that we were also victim of it being one of those days. The woodwork took a pounding, and if we'd been one up, even after Vardys strike, we'd have won, because they would have to break out more. Bollocks cant believe I just watched that again-

The problem is we don't have many goal scorers. His Napoli team scored lots of goals and we know he wanted a new striker in the summer. He needs a decentt shot in transfer market, its not like we were great last year and we haven't really brought anyone in. Bring Tammy back in Jan, can't be any worse than what we have and gives us another option.

Incredible isn't it ? Bring back Frank

Possession isn't enough- we know this. Troy Deeney and his boys will be looking forward to Boxing day. Great weekend for the Victims

To remind posters to challenge the argument not the person. Any more personal attacks and we will act with warnings/bans.

Dean Saunders -you can take the cunt out of Liverpool, but can't take the Liverpool out of a cunt...saying how great a chance United have of signing Kante as he's unhappy at Chelsea. Must have missed the contract extension a few weeks back.

Fixed

Wheres Frank Arnesen ? he seems to have been doing nothing for last couple of years since leaving PAOK...

Classic show -loved Rik Mayall. They should do an Israeli one with 'teflon' Netanyahu and his dodging corruption charges

A non-playing two season trick pony, who could put his arm round the players individually, speak in their language, telling them they're the best in the World. It works for a while. Greedy boards and owners have to shoulder responsibility, they knew what they were getting. Not sure he cares much of a monkeys about it at the end of the day - (over £40.5 million in severance settlement alone) and being a good Catholic, his family come first. And he still has a fantastic record despite the obvious schadenfreude by the media and fans.

Definitely - see them getting off the bus with their 100k watches thinking their shit dont stink. I'd be a right bastard if managing -I'd ban the headphones, twitter, anything that increases their individual narcissism and detracts from a team ethic.

Phil 'spreadsheet' Hammond is one think the other one is Damian Hinds. She's delaying the vote now, thinks she will get a better deal in the January sales...

At ours he had the unswerving support of JT, Lampard - players that would walk through walls for him I don’t think many modern footballers want to work with a manager like him anymore. He is so intense that after a while players start to lose focus and stop buying into his style - they scuttle off into corners whispering, and the rot sets in.

His new job in charge of Brexit

Wouldn't be surprised if bridges are mended and he goes to Real Madrid

Definitely. They go on about Mourinho having digs at players-with the dour Scot you got balled out publicly, once, (hairdryer) and if you gave lip back (Jaap Stam. Beckham) you were out the fucking door

Bit of a correlation between the downward performance and the Glazers milking millions out of the club as well

Wheres Henrique ? He always appears to stick the boot into Jose