Fulham Broadway

Tammy would be an upgrade, as would a tampon

Funnily enough his missus has had twins - that should inspire him and raise his game like Roger Federer did. I suppose the clue was in the moniker -Real Madrids third choice striker

Lol there was one ball to him and he laid it off to an empty space where he should have been....

Just watched it again on Sky. Never tire of seeing this- and brilliant fan carnage behind the goal

Time to sit back, fetch the popcorn...

Languid style, appears lacklustre at times almost lazy- but will retort with pinpoint assists, and crucial goals so he's a bit of a marmite player amongst fans, but a club favourite. More concerned with Kovatic atm. Barkley impresses more.

Agreed. He is, and has been for a while, the engine, and the most important player. Makalele on speed.

Was thinking about that, and think it's good we've someone aggressive at the back. As long as he avoids red cards - and tonight that PAOK player was being a twat

They've sent on an Egyptian -looks like Mo Salahs cousin No Salad

Should be running away with this if Morata would give Torres his boots back I'd swop their home support for ours...

Good to see Lyon going for it - more teams would stick than twist 0-2 up

Oh dear, Sp*rs have gone full on Sp*rsy

English teams back in Chimps Lge tonight- so Forza Milan and Allez PSG !

Brilliant UJ- and I will checkout Feni -Goa sounds superb, not been there but my daughters have. Hilarious about the monkeys !

Ah -that's it ! Welcome to TalkChelsea alcoholics thread

I see it's made by Zwack - pretty certain theres a generic 'Zwack' spirit that's ok. Sort of herbal liqueur - mind you we only had them after a few pints, so that was probably why we liked it. We thought it was Swiss because it had a red/white cross on it.

With you on that - by glass 2 or 3 it could be any whisky. It's the same with cheap plonk, first glass, yuk, by glass 3 or 4 ….tastes alright

Fine to ask the question, but lay off the personal insults

Some of those Single malts cost a fortune ! Enjoy - hope we get the win for him.

Lol Daily Express with their 'red' journalists. Misleading headline, and they need to try harder.

Watch West Ham raise their game against us like they have against Everton. Their new Brazilian Anderson is probably their best signing, Hazardesque at times. We'll still beat them though

Good if he can replicate that in the next League game at home against the Victims

I know its psychological torture ! The caveat for a Yid victory would be a load of cards and injuries for both teams

Lol dream on Colin

Loftus looking good for Ingerland - Gary Neville saying he should have left in the window -I like Nevilles punditry, but in this instance STFU