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Slovakian Anthony Taylor

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*wakes up*

Players must be confused, normally on the light ales, marching powder and instagram by now

Remember that breakaway Super League nonsense - some of the group wanted to split the 90 minutes into 'quarters' to maximise advertising revenue. They'd sell their mother, and buy another.

Stopped for another 30 minutes. joke

They'll have to change the kick off times when they have the WC out there. Cant have this weather speculation. They'll be saying Iraq have weapons of mass destruction next...

Its just a ruse to get the people in the stadium to stuff themselves on burgers, hot dogs, beer....

Yes. Zaphod just explained - but surely thats for the American Football players wearing all that lightning conducting gear ? FIFA should have checked. Anyway if Benfica scores twice in 4 minutes it will be a travesty. Also DAZN coverage - mostly one big advert with football thrown in.

Stopping a game and taking players off because 'there might be bad weather'. How fucking stupid Sets a dangerous precedent. What next ? Yellow cards because 'he looked at me funny, he was going to foul me'

Truing to take out our Rock caecedo. Dirty bastards

have to make all this pressure pay otherwise, well we know how it pans out

Good start. Get into em

Our strongest line up possibly with the exception of Tosin or Chally

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Won't be easy against them. The winners are guaranteed to face a Brazilian opponent, either Palmeiras or Botafogo, in the quarter-finals.

Martinez no chance - so much BS being spouted, sports journos desperately trying to keep their jobs, its called the 'silly season' for a reason

The terminology is changing - FIFA to announce they are now quarterbacks, and its called Goal Touch Downs

Either that or just total ineptitude - either way they're culpable. Also Flamengo definitely wanted it more.

Definitely a case of they wanted it more. The subs, the lack of graft, shows Maresca or more likely the Club hierarchy have decided they're basically just pre season friendlies

We need to down that tool Jackson

Just a tarted up pre season tour anyway. Whores window box to sell merch...Bayern 10 v Auckland 0 was a red flag Harlem Globetrotters Cup

Brazilians are suspect at defending set pieces. Prob our only chance

Oh dear hes going to miss the Tunis game. Good job too