I dont know what or who you call absurd. I have posted before id love Bale here. But you should read the posts saying a swap might me tempting considering Bale's record (and neglecting the impact Eden has had on our succes/team play/...). So ... No one? I tend to disagree when reading some of the latest posts. I also completely feel some of the perpetual comparative posts (comparing how good you are, who made x goals, who has the longest one) bring out the worst in male populations, including on here - it is also pointless. Eden brings glue to a team and carried us where we are now. We should lift him on our shoulders as blues.