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Can's stupid handball should not have been awarded a pen by uefa rule #12. I would go mad esp after the stupid call in the first leg( I still think City would have gone through anyway). Probably we will face the same shit in the final. Quite obvious UEFA wants City to win it for some reason.

Nah I think he is just a composed character who can look phlegmatic at times. Nothing wrong with his physique . Adama traore is similar height, much bigger and still agile as a gazelle

On review Madrid’s defending in the first half sucked balls. Liverpool had 4 clear cut chances a CL team should be expected to score. If we can avoid being this wasteful w shave a chance

for us yeah. And I doubt Arsenal win the EL anyway. But if they did, we could do a 2021, finish outside top 4 and kick westham out by winning CL. Damn that was so sweet doing that to the Spuds.

the 4th time playing diving cheaters from the peninsula in the CL this season. Already feel like throwing up at the mere anticipation of them rolling around the floor all game and demanding cards from the ref.

Just don’t concede vs real that’s all. They are well organised defensively and we can not even score a lot vs shit teams. Also if we manage to mark vinicius and benzema out of the game they are completely useless offensively as well

Very clear who UEFA wants to win this year's CL. They even bought that tool Can to make sure lol.

HUGE loss. Kovacic is vital for both our shielding of the backline and for the transition to offense. Jorginho cant defend, Kante cant play an accurate forward pass so we are basically blunt in terms of couner attacks which is one of the very few reliable ways to score vs City. We can only hope he is fit for the CL semis.

It's madness. Even if he wins the CL 5 times how can he offset a 400m investment on his own? Now is not the time for such mega deals and even Raiola has to accept that reality. I doubt Haaland will ever be such a big marketing hit. Pulisic e.g. will generate a lot more overall marketing revenue than Haaland IMO.

Indeed a huge loss. without him oru transition into attack is terrible and Jorginho will get crushed by City. Let's hope TT has an ace up his sleeve. But I really can not see us winning this. Only 2 advantages are that we have one more day of rest and it is effectively a home game for us whilst city have to travel a bit.

I am indeed worried about him. On a good day is unstoppable. I saw him live a few times when I was still living in Madrid and he was so much quicker and more agile than the other guys in the pitch it was unreal. Before the Liverpool game you could always count on him shitting himself in front of goal but now I am not so sure anymore

Schmeichel said it’s the first time a player has drawn this many fouls since the legendary semifinal Barca vs real in 2011

Their league is dilapidated, a sad shadow of what it once was. They are not any better than Atlético who we thrashed . Most of their players are ancient, they are on their last leg. Zidane has a few tricks up his sleeve and Benzema can still be deadly but the rest is so much worse than a few years back.

But who gives a damn. We defended well, they were terrible . Only gripe I have our finishing again was poor. Should have scored at least 2

If we fail to beat the worst Real Madrid since 2008 we dont deserve anything from this season.

PSG booking their place for the el plastico

Another easy win vs a pack of disgusting piss poor cheaters from the peninsula. Or like we say here at Chelsea: Tuesday

Pulisic motm with his tireless fight. Ref absolutely disgusting

Puli spent the whole match on the ground. It it kills the clock

The ref has done fuck all to protect him. Useless wanker the lot

Make subs ffs

Forgettable first half but another one like this means job done. Tuchel is prime Mourinho in disguise

Kante is really holding us back offensively. Most important signing for me besides striker will be cm

Porto’s pressing is a good exercise for Bayern or city in the final

Yup as he just demonstrated -.-