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What difference does it make if they've "changed". Doesn't bring back those needless deaths.

They were probably told under the terms of him doing it that they're not allowed to ask any questions regarding Chelsea

I hope they make a TV series about it!!!

The real question is why did you have a marker pen on you whilst going swimming? Banksy?

And Tiago?

Can you link that story from the Madagascan Mirror again though mate?

A fucking doughnut? I always wondered why they had the hole in the middle...

They ask for your bank account details during the ad breaks.

They're sat there laughing and smirking you can hear the journo's laughing as well. They know exactly what they're doing. Fucksake.

They're in Europa League next season so pretty similar really.

Not too far from Dam either so he can go get high

Asenjo?

Nice little signing for Vitesse there

Jealous that my missus legs aren't that hairless

They look ridiculously feminine.

Urgh you're still alive?

Dr Pepper

Every year there is 1 player we are linked to and it last the whole window and we don't end up signing them...hulk, neymar, aguero etc. I really get the feel that this is going to be one of those.

Love you Frank

And him winning trophies at Chelsea? If you were to kick Wenger in that nutsack before draining then it would look a lot like Fabregas in a Chelsea shirt.

Why do people hate him so much? He's undeniably a good player. Versatile. He's very marketable and Arsenal fans would absolutely hate it. I don't get what's there to be against? If Mourinho feels he's good enough, he's good enough..

Do you live in fear of a N.Korea attack or does the media play it up a lot?

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His Facebook and Twitter likes compared to the others are feeble. Just because people know who he is, it doesn't make him marketable.