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Bony will be at the African Cup of Nations regardless. Ki Sung-Yueng will also miss it due to the Asia Cup. Newcastle will be without Cisse and Tiote

They're not showing it because the obvious risk of violence. Simple as.

Love you Kevin Woodfurnace

As epic as it would be I'm not. To be fair the meetings could be nothing I'm just saying what I've heard. My previous source has left the club now. He was just a groundsman at Cobham. He was good and gave me a lot of good stories but this new source is a lot more involved in the runnings of the club.

David Unsworth. 22 of his goals were penalties. The power of Google...

You're definitely Kevin Woodfurnaces alter ego supporter. What are your views on the illuminati?

There was a meeting. They closed off the whole floor and also had security so my source was unable to see who it was. It was a meeting held by Marina and there was a fax machine in the room as well. One of the security reckons it was a players agent The rumours that are going around is that it was Messi's dad but that's complete hearsay at the minute. If I hear any more I'll let you know.

Nope

Something is happening tomorrow 100% I don't know what but sounds like a transfer not sure if it's in or out or who it is but sounds like it could be big. I wish I knew more.

I'll potentially have some big news tomorrow. Could be nothing, but all sounds very exciting at the minute. Once I find out I'll inform the forum.

Between 2009/10 to 2013/14 we averaged 875,000 shirt sales per year. At the expected price of £50 a shirt (and all other costs and complications removed) Messi would need to sell 1,000,000 shirts to make £50 million. I think the £25 million (500,000 shirts) over the course of 3/4 years is much more realistic.

He'd be good, but we're not exactly crying out for a £30 million striker at the minute. We have Costa, Remy, Drogba and Bamford. It's not worth the impact of FFP when the money could easily be utilised more appropriately for other positions such as RW, CM & CB

When you're on loan with a club you will still sign a loan contract with them. It's difficult to know exactly what has gone on and I doubt we ever will. There's no need for any club to publicly release any information and the conspiracies will continue unfortunately.

Glad we missed out. Good player, yes, A £30 Million player? Not a chance!

I hope we interview him and manipulate what he says like Liverpool do with their players. Get him to say the Falklands are British

Why does it have to be a shit source like the Daily Star, why can't The Guardian report it. Sigh.

Most definitely. Not on the scale of 95, but there'll definitely be punches thrown. A lot of people will be out for it that haven't gone in years.

21 years old signing for a League One team....Just release him

I think it is over unfortunately. Championship or Vitesse it'll be

He massively lacks match fitness. No Premier League team will want to sign him for the bench.

Messi on the bench I assume?

Some people are so ignorant. When we get Marin and Kakuta back from loan, it's obvious what we will do. Build a team of Messi's of the world!!

I know someone that works at Heathrow who said there was a white haired guy with an American accent that was an arrogant dickhead. I'm pretty sure that's Buck, but it could be any random Yank really...

Turkish Airlines also endorse Messi so it would be in their best interests for him to sign as well. Also it's £190-£200 as his buy out clause is €250 £100 million off Adidas, £50 million off Turkish Airlines, £40-£50 million in shirt sales. YAY MESSI