We Hate Scouse

Yes. Woman are inferior and belong in the kitchen.

HAHAHA!! That was quality.

We are Premier League, say we are Premier League

Al Murray!

Want to get a lion on my leg, but money forbids this.

Why on earth would you put a random green line like that on a shirt. Shocking.

I'm up for it, signing up now.

We had £20 million bid rejected for Neymar in the Summer and Luiz a couple of days ago. I think it's more about finding the right player to spend the money on rather than not wanting to. The self sufficient rule is stupid it won't be till like 10 years until the club has to be fully self sufficient, I think it starts at something like 80% then goes down 10% each year. So say our loses are £100 million we only have to make £20 million to be eligible to get into Europe. (I think this is right anyway. Someone correct me if I'm wrong)

Not a done deal yet, Spurs can still pip us to him. I will be delighted if we get him though.

Not really a player I'd want. He has an amazing goals to game ratio, but so did Kezman. If we're going to spend £20 million on a striker give me Lukaku.

Yeah, it's obvious people have it in for you. Admittedly I did at one point, before you was banned but now you're alright. And with the weed, they shouldn't knock it till they try it! They're definitely missing out.

And you carried it on. It takes two to tango.

I understand where you're coming from but now you're going to have arguments with people (Probably different people) in here and the arguments in the Kalou thread will persist. It's pretty pointless.

I agree you post good threads, but then you go and make posts like this. Is there actually a need for this thread? It just seems that you feel you are more superior to others on the forum.

Why do they torture us by linking us to players like this then end up signing mediocre players!! Its inhumane!

94' Vauxhall Corsa - Absolute beaut! Haha

Haha exactly! I wouldn't refuse the opportunity.

Daily Mail revealed he plays for a North London club, is single and is religious. Met police confirmed he is 27. It happened 2 years ago. Bordeaux were in Las Vegas 2 years ago pre season. To sum it all up, Chamakh is the only player it can be.

In Las Vegas, with 3 Swedes and a Blackberry!!! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3345931/Premier-League-star-blackmail-over-orgy-with-3-blondes.html

Haha I stayed over the other month for the Newcastle game. Sam Jacks is insane, can't wait to get back on that dentist chair.

Lets be honest, he isn't going to come here to sit on the bench. He is a essential starter in Dortmunds current team who are miles ahead, top of the league. Thinking about it though this could work. Ivanovic to right back, Ferreira out. Bosingwa sitting on the bench (Replaced with Srna in the summer). Alex, Terry and Subotic all to cover centre back rotating the 3 around. Only problem with that is apparently Ivanovic's agent said he doesn't want to be at right back?

Welcome mate. Can't believe about the tattoos! That's mental never heard of anything like it. I'll be up in Sunderland in a few weeks. Staying in Newcastle the night absolutely love it up there the night life is different class.

Please no!

Ajax have money problems so they wasn't really in a place to bargain. Dortmand on the other hand don't have money problems and won't. They have no need to sell him and are top of the league by a long shot.