We Hate Scouse

To Neymar, just so we can say we've signed Neymar!!

Cheap from Shaktar? I think not my friend. They are an incredibly rich club. There owner is worth $5.2 billion.

Best I've seen is to Basement Jaxx - Wheres your head at. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4hFwJm41h4 Villas Boas, Villas Boas Villas Boas

Something our club do not seem to have...

We only took about 400 to Ajax away last pre-season. I'm guessing they're going on that. I doubt it will sell out to be honest.

Any sad internet geek can pretend they're him though.

Nothing at all to say this Facebook account is real. Could be anyone.

:goodpost: Might as well throw some golfers and cricketers in there as well, see how that lasts...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! They think Kalou and Mikel are worth £5 million more than Essien? Appalling journalism.

Exactly. Means I have to fork out £53 on Monday for Vitesse & Portsmouth tickets and a membership. Edit: Just though about the ganja I could have bought with that £25 instead of a membership. Disappointing times.

I'm having the loading issues on Chrome on my work Laptop and home one.

http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~2380258,00.html Just shows how clueless the people on the end of the phone are. At least they are finally published though!!

Just rang up. They don't have a clue what's going on, as of yet they've had nothing. It's ok though, ''as soon as they get anything, we'll be the first to find out'' What a load of bollocks!!!! Fuming.

Gourlay trying to win over the fans by keeping them in the frame! GOURLAY OUT!!!!

I feel like a little kid at Christmas!!! :') Exciting times ahead!

Indeed. I'm not at all happy. If they haven't released anything by Thursday I shall be phoning up the box office. They are an absolute joke!

You definitely would after a couple of pints though, wouldn't you?

You're my hero.

Chechen FC? Must be a Russian thing!!!

Played in this 2 years ago for the Youth Chelsea Supporters Group. It's a great laugh. If I wasn't coming back from Amsterdam that day I'd be up for it again.

England throwing it away in the dying minutes...Nothing changes.

I'm afraid it's non negotiable.

That'll cost you approx. £80 million. Still want them?