We Hate Scouse

PSG fans - Always remember this. Olympique De Marseille will always be superior to you.

South Korea and France have a lot in common. They both can't win wars. TROLLOLOLOL

You sir, are a twat.

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I miss Peter Kenyon

5 Hours 15 minutes haha

Close British Summer Time...Just to be pedantic!

REO COKER IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE! Cue panic now...

Number 6 is fantastic!

Alan Dzagoev. Edit: Madmax beat me to it.

Look at it this way....He's better than Kalou!!!

Impatient people. There is 5 weeks left of the transfer window. We have enough to see off Stoke, West Brom and Norwich. There's really no rush.

Kakuta.

Fuck men? I really hope you meant "fuck me"...

I've got 3 games I'm most looking forward to this season. Newcastle and Sunderland away for the absolutely epic nights out and QPR away for the absolute buzz.

She got absolutely pelted with it after she threw it back, it was brilliant!!

Thank you very much. I'm absolutely delighted!!

No one that fat deserves that much money. tut tut tut

West Ham co-owner David Sullivan tells Sky Sports News the club would consider loaning England international Scott Parker out for the season. He said the Hammers have not received any official approaches for the player.

The guys an absolute beast! Would love him.

I'm actually glad it was cancelled now! It's being re-arranged and will be played next year. Just another excuse to go back really.

Absolutely knackered, got back from Amsterdam this morning!! I love that place, back again next year!

A load of kids that aren't old enough to drink and old men in Chelsea shirts, singing 'Chelsea Hooligans'. Stupidly cringe-worthy!

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THANK GOD!!! Absolute embarrassment of a pub.