We Hate Scouse

Oh it's the same as Northern England then........(Sorry Dave )

I'd rather live there than northern England..............hahaha

Ilkeston, it's inbetween Nottingham and Derby! Absolutely bricking it, I'll know no one up there except her and her family.

Isn't due till 28th July...I'm moving up there once I find a job, but will have to as well as her, yeah.

Yeah....First girlfriend! Lives 150 miles away. Condom split

Feel for your mate more. He has just lost all his friends........I know the feeling I'm in the same boat. It isn't nice!

But I have found this: http://www.rtbf.be/sport/football/etranger/angleterre/detail_fellaini-futur-equipier-d-hazard?id=7778506

Is Le Soir reliable, Belgium members? I can't find anything on the Le Soir website about it.

He soon silenced them.

That has so much potential! It really is scary.

Sad times

Who's the other 10% playing for?

Because it's only really 89% done and they're clearly rounding it up?

Balotelli will walk off the pitch....The rest of the team will follow....They will be the ones to get criticised by UEFA....They will pull out of the competition......Other teams will follow.....It will become an utter shambles and teams will refuse to play in future competitions.......and that will be the end of the Euro's......... You heard it here first!

This actually really worries me. He is a really good manager and I think he might possibly rejuvenate them.

What do you want him to do? Hold Levy at gun point till he says yes?

Nice to see them helping. They have financial problems and they decide to fine them? In what world does that work? What is the ideology behind that? Absolutely ridiculous. What a bunch of utter clowns.

Can't see Arsenal forking out for him, or Tottenham selling to Arsenal for that matter...........And I can't see Fulham/West Ham going for him

What? He wanted to come here! He tried to come here. He done all he could. Levy said no!!

Sat at work in an office with a tea......You win

As soon as Porto accept a deal they have to announce it to their shareholders. It is completely false. I'm telling you.

Maybe he isn't very popular!

Just to rubbish this rumour, Hulk cannot sign a contract with us until we have agreed a fee with Porto. Porto have to announce a deal has been made to their shareholders as soon as it's made. Porto have not announced anything. Rumour rubbished.

Oh god no! More Twitter rumours When will people learn?

Finally worked out how to do one here then?