We Hate Scouse

I've had some news from my mate at the training ground. Put your money on this man.......................

When people stereotype Brits with bad teeth they are right. I went to the dentist needing 11 filings....I had an X-ray and now need 18. I had 5 today. I hate the dentist. I hate being British. If I was American I'd have shiney white teeth wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Behave children!

So all teenagers are glory hunters? Let be guess we didnt witness the hard times so we wouldn't know? Fantastic. I know a lot of teenagers and also people who have been going for decades that sing these songs. Many away and European regulars. Don't tend to get many glory hunters travelling 6 hours by coach to Middlesbrough on a cold Wednesday night.

What the actual fuck is going on in here? I remember back in the day when me Cap and Spike ran this place. We'd talk about Doctors, Australia and casual racism. This place is ruined forever. There's no turning back. Where's the old Talk Chelsea gone? In all seriousness though that's some gay shit I've just read....

Dan Petrescu anyone?

Sums you up perfectly

Sket

Slag!

"The old Torres" Gets mentioned every game he plays. He isn't coming back. He's shit. Get over it.

Good start from Ake, nice to see a bit of want and desire.

Been aching to see Ake play for ages

Harsh words. @, sort him out!

Slut.

JT has been having to take pain killers before every match for a very long time. His knee is absolutely fucked.

There's already a thread made for this. Cunt.

As it's now the 24th in 'stralia, happy birthday De Gea prick!

Won my first accumulator in absolutely ages. £2 7 fold returning £152

Uncle Ben looks like Cap. Fact. @, what do you think?

Yes?

Disgusting! You really couldn't make it up. Any other club would have the bloke down as a legend. His face would be plastered everywhere. Not us. How embarrassing.

@Liquidator

Hero.

He probably will anyway, with Ba coming on in the 87th minute to give Torres a rest. It's tiring being that shit for so long...

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