Hutcho

Joined.

Lol. Wasn't Pique in the world XI?

So how many people had 7-0 to bayern over two legs? Some good odds i reckon.

Barca's passing is even completely shit. They are looking like a poor mans swansea lool.

It'll be the same picture, just with less sweat.

If Mou was in charge of Barca, he would have to say exacltly where he is going and give all his money to charity in the press conference to take the heat of barca.

ROFL! Only need 8... Messi time.

They only need a goal every 2 mins... Unleash the Messi.

Lol, Pique.

Apparently, Now it is over... I think it was over when the team sheet was released.

Lol, barca's defence. Is messi going to bayern? Lol.

Another member joins, then runs away scared...

Barca need 4 goals Play false 9 with Fabregas furthest foward.

Barca's defence shocking as normal.

Not to the ref. But yeah, i think it has to have been a back pass.

No messi, so this game is set up to be boring as hell.

No offence to Israel in the slightest. But how would they know before anyone else?

??? Santa Clause? There are no better options available, because there are no better options available. Name me one manager who is better than Mourinho and available.

But I highly doubt we would get di maria unless we pay way over the top for him... Pepe, maybe, but i am not overly keen on him. Falcao is likely, and mountiho is a fair assumption.

Now, it's, he is only the way, and roman has promised 4 new toys for him to play with lol. It has to be chelsea surely. If not this could be the biggest troll in all of football. Just say it Jose. It would make this season 10 times better, and worth enduring the "rafa months".

Nah, CBA! If he doesn't come now, it will be highly depressing, but what the hell, may as well enjoy the speculation, and be optimistic.

They would have to be stupid not to ask him the same question... Though saying that lots of Journalists arn't used to actually getting real news, as opposed to the made up re-hashes of some rumour they usually write about.

Mourinho looks in a mood to actually share some info as well. And he just gets in " i assume thats england". Say "Chelsea?" FFS. Terrible Journalism.