Leif

So in your last 2 posts, you've called 1 person an 'old cunt', and the other an 'idiot'. I now understand why many people want you gone.

RE: you derailing threads: This is supposed to be a 'name change' thread. I don't see much of that being discussed. BACK ON TOPIC OR I SEND YOU NUDE PICS OF MY CAT

+1 I cringed whenever I saw him for Vitesse. Was usually the worst player on the pitch.

Sorry if already posted, but the rumours in Brazil for the last week are that Ganso will be leaving Santos and joining Internacional (the club which Oscar currently plays for). Santos, even though still selling within their own league, will demand a high price I assume for Ganso. Internacional will need to come up with some cash...sooo...that's where we come in. Also, about the "I'm staying at Internacional" comment:- AVB just said a week or 2 that everything in the paper linking him to Tottenham were lies, but look now. I wouldn't take the comment too seriously.

I'm positive we'll be signing Krasic if we sign this kid.

When I've seen him, he's been the best player on the pitch every time. However, I have no idea how he'd fit into our team at all.

hahahaha, ok, that's a bit more accurate.

I'd just like to let everyone know that I'm currently having Twitter-sex-talk with some amazingly hot girl. Sure, I've lied about my age, occupation, interests, and pretty much everything, but I've been honest about everything else..

Me and my signature are unhappy

Fuck. Everywhere is reporting that Borini is now in fact joining Liverpool! BUT I JUST CHANGED MY SIG!

Starts for England U19's vs. France U19's.

Maybe Anton said "oi you... shagging your mate's misses?" and Terry replied - "Yeah, she had a fucking black cunt...and licked my knobhead"

Kalou/Meireles; Cahill; Ramires/Meireles

This isn't a good ol' Torres bash, but I have a question (it's not rhetorical. It's a genuine question) - How many winning goals has Fernando Torres, our main striker (the guy responsible for getting the goals) scored for us since joining?

Italian bread Pepperoni *toasted* 2 slices of Tomato Onions 4 Jalapeños 3 green Bell Pepper slices Chilli sauce Extra Chilli sauce Who needs a girlfriend/wife? Not me.

There still isn't any actual hardcore proof by the way. For all we know, Terry didn't speak a single word. He could have just mouthed/lip synced the whole thing without even using his voice. Of course I don't believe that's the case, but when it comes to court, it's not what's right or wrong - it's what you can prove. So far, this lip reading nonsense has just been assumption and educated guesses. There's still no proof aside from that video, which actually isn't a huge amount of evidence itself.

I was just having a random think there - In the 40's & 50's, what would Mafia bosses have eaten? Obviously they'd have stuff like steak & lobster, but what else?

Probably already been posted, but here's all of his goals from last season. 3rd highest La Liga scorer behind Messi + C.Ronaldo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEFoRghwC9w I'm not sure what it is, but he somehow reminds me a bit of Shevchenko and Crespo when they were in their prime oddly.

I am positive that Falcao would become a legend here. Not many would expect it given his age, but I think he could have a Drogba-like career here, only with more goals. (Albeit less important goals probably.)

Well I assume that Oscar is valued at around £20mil by his club, which means that since we're Chelsea, we'd have to pay at least £28mil. Ryad is at a club where they're in real need of cash, and would probably let him go to us for £15mil at most. Maybe even £12mil. It looks like he could be off to Marseille though. I agree about Marvin Martin. Fantastic player.

If we had to sign another attacking midfielder, I'd much rather sign Ryad Boudedouz. He would cost SOOOO much less, and he has much more potential in my eyes. I'm confident he'll be one of the best attacking midfielders in the world one day if he takes the right steps.

To be honest, although they have slightly different play styles, I believe that Oscar will become everything that Ganso was hyped up to become. I've only seen him when playing for Brazil, but those few times than I saw him, he looked like a veteran of the game. I'm positive he'll be the man of Brazil's midfield at the World Cup. I don't see how he'd fit in here though at all though.

Instead of going "Someone called me a black cunt! :'(", why couldn't Anton be proud of his heritage + ethnicity, embrace what Terry said, then get back at him another time saying "you know black guys typically have bigger cocks than white guys, right? Well your wife's gonna be on mine tonight!!!" or something.

Apparent MLS All-Star XI to face us during pre-season: Nielsen; Beitashour, Collin, DeMerit, Pearce; Beckham, De Rosario, Zusi, Donovan; Henry, Wondolowski.

Court case tomorrow. Verdict announced next week.