Leif

Oh that control from Mikel. Lovely

Oh god Hazard, that gave me an erection.

Mata really needs to work on his right foot. He could've possibly scored that (properly) had he been more confident on his right.

I feel sorry for their manager

AWH HELL YEAH!!!!! PWNED

Not too much praise should go to Torres for that at all in my opinion. It looked to be going into the crowd from just a meter or 2 out before the deflection happened!

Jesus Christ. Worst commentary ever. A blind person would have no idea we've scored.

GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sturridge is on the bench. Therefore I consider him fit enough to play. Him and Lampard need game time. Why on earth aren't at least one of them on yet?

"I don't know what Mikel actually does. He just sits there, plays it back, plays it sideways..." - Robbie Savage; professional footballer and 'pundit'; as well as the small minority on this forum which includes myself.

Champions Of The World, We Know What We Are

Not too much, but he's definitely misplacing passes and looks really tired. I don't see the logic in playing our most used player this season who clearly needs a rest in a game where we're currently leading and he's not being incredibly effective while also running the risk of him getting injured - all of this while he's jet-lagged. He won't progress if he plays every game, he'll just stagnate.

Another tackle from Luiz. Just... ughhh *sexual groan* If he stays in defence, chances are, I won't like him that much. If he stays in midfield, chances are, I'll have wet dreams about him.

Luiz playing like a true playmaker there!

It may sound harsh to say this so early, but remember - this would mean resting an important league player for us; but I believe we need a little shake up and should bring in Lampard for Hazard. Perfect game for Lampard to get more fitness; perfect time to rest the player who's played for us every game this season.

"Mata first goalscorer" is really becoming a safe bet these days. This makes me happy.

Hazard is much more Ribery than C. Ronaldo isn't he

I didn't expect such a celebration from our first goalscorer!! Just thought there'd be a little fist pump and that's it.

OH GOOD LORDY YES!!!!!

Mikel - The interceptor. Luiz - The tackler. Nice combo.

OI WHY NOT A YELLOW

Oh I love that from Oscar

DAT EYEBROW!

Stupid ref.

So umm, I know we're against 'small' opposition and have only been playing 7 minutes, but remember that time when loads of fans, myself included, said we could just slot Luiz in midfield and a few of our problems would be solved? Yeah. It looks that way to me. Already a few killer balls from him, good tackles, good passing. (Please no one add 20 pictures with a 2,000 word essay as to how he's better suited to defence.)