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It feels like he's barely been gone IMO despite the stupid draw vs. Reading.

I'm surprised Jason Cundy is still employed by us. Tweets complete rubbish most of the time.

Who is this boring guy on Sky Sports jesus christ shut up

Tottenham fans are dicks

OMG XISCO HAS BEEN RELEASED LETS SIGN THE BITCH

Isn't it possible to announce a deal within the next half hour? Is there hope?

Is this board actually made of shit

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I couldn't get onto the server. My face lit up with joy. I got on. And no new signing. I want to cry.

Odemwingie must be embarrassed right now.

Genuinely got a headache now due to such a boring window. Same interviews and clips being shown over and over again on Sky, but can't look away on the off chance our board do something decent.

WHY CANT WE JUST SIGN KOBE BRYANT FOR OUR MIDFIELD

I JUST WANT US TO SIGN A BIG TALL STRONG MOTHERFUCKER. IS THAT HONESTLY TOO MUCH TO ASK. EVEN SIGN A BOXER OR A BASKETBALL PLAYER OR SOMETHING. HONESTLY PLEASE. WE HAVE SO MANY SHORT GUYS IN OUR TEAM. IT JUST WONT WORK.

How about - Everton sell us AfroMan for £20m and then use some of that money to sign Diame yay

Ooo half my family is Filipino. This is good. Welcome.

What is Neil Warnock doing...

JUST SIGN SOMEONE OR SOMETHING EVEN. SIGN A PEBBLE TO PLAY UP FRONT INSTEAD OF TORRES PLEASE. OR OR OR A STREETLIGHT TO PLAY IN A DEEP ROLE TO ADD SOME STEEL TO OUR SIDE!

SHUT UP. DON'T CRUSH MY HOPE.

SOMEONE HAS TRIGGERED DIAME'S CLAUSE. PLEASE BE US.

Maybe we'll recall Todd Kane from his loan at 11:59. Oh what a rush of excitement that would bring!!!

I want us to sign someone. Anyone. Bendtner. Arshavin. Henderson. Downing. Anyone.

Why is this Sky Sports reporter saying Stoke City signed Butland from 'under the noses of Chelsea' though. Pretty sure he straight up rejected to talk to us. That's not 'under our noses'. Anything to make us sound bad eh.

What is this chubby boy doing.