terry26

OMG i didn't even notice the curtains LOL

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no starting the hair topic again here Elliott but i like that pic lol i mean no pirates, booze, balloons or make up in sight

spiffy indeed it's nice to see a normal pic of matt http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/yougs26/me2110.jpg me yesterday actually having a good hair day

MY FAMILY TREE Hi there...this is me. Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I love being a babe hound. Girls make spit roll down my chin. I have a stomach problem and fart a lot. This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day. This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals. My grandmom lives with us in our trailer. She smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over and they leak yellow stuff on the furniture. The flies are terrible. My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing. This is my dad's truck. The bloodstains inside are almost all gone. My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking an eggbeater after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident. We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is only 27 and already in the 4th grade. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name. My half brother JimBob and his wife. She is a hottie. They raise Possum in their back yard. They are not allowed to have children. This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different. We depend on her welfare check to get by. She has a disease that makes her itch. Jethro is my 1st cousin. He runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He once went 53 days without taking a bath. This is Buck. He is my second cousin. He is pretty smart. Buck is going to be a dentist some day. He does all the work on our teeth. This is my sister's boyfriend for now. His name is Garry. He fixes lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy butt. This is Michael. He used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the interstate. I still wear his underwear. These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff any more. Jake holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. Jake crashed a lot and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmet. My uncle Marky is still having problems. He doesn't know what he wants in life anymore. He is a Vietnam War hero and now sells perfume at a department store. This is my stepbrother Phil. He had a hunting accident years ago. The bullet is lodged just over his right ear. It's hard to understand him sometimes and he always stinks like rotten cheese. This is our cousin Wayne who lives in England.

awwwwwwww Happy Belated to Hilario i love that pic from the Barca game - i was flying to England at that time

awesome stuff

lets see - her mother hasn't gotten cancer YET so she's sure her daughter will be ok she slept with her boyfriend of a few weeks when she was 12 (so that's much better than a 1 night stand) she doesn't want kids until she gets married (when she's handing out the milk that free who'll wanna buy it?????) it's up to the teachers (not her own mother) to be stricter with her so the fact that she's a chain smoking sl*t is all her teachers fault it's soo unexplainable y she has a single unemployed mother really

yeh true but seeing that it's Drog (Africa's pride) i'm betting it'll be in local bookstores pretty soon

hahaha i dont think the girls will be saying that in the Sexiest men thread anymore

read before but still classic i love the references to the "woo woo" sound

what are the chances of me getting it here

OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats something you DO NOT joke about and Jason doesn't need to apologise - it's not like he was involved in that stupid thing

why exactly do my team need to play to impress him ? :huh: :huh: :huh:

i was just thinking that too

thanks for the permission but i'm pretty sure most of us already have

LOL well i agree with that if he was going to get sent off anyway he might have well made it worth while even for us watching

awwww legend indeed and nice from Petey too

i do agree with that we owe credit to Jose for the mentality of the players as he made them more competitive and hungry for success

would not surprise me

exactly - as if they dont get enough press as it is wait for it . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i agree - for them to do this now is ridiculous sure they realise that people spent their money planning this trip and getting tickets - are uefa going to be able to give those people their travel and ticket money back

funny the same thing happens at Barca and Real Madrid but ive never seen them getting bans imposed

i agree with him - he didnt' force him to do what he did