Sideshow Luiz

With the paper talk of Keita to Liverpool for £70M I think we did a good job here. Bakayoko + Kante for the same price as Keita? I'm pretty sure we won that.

OMG. Forgetting the targets for now. Can we get Conte to agree to an extension before Milan get him too? On another note: Does Milan's interest in Morata mean that Belotti could be on his way here?

LOL. We need twice that just for the medical.

I see. Thanks.

Well. When it comes back, I recommend it. It was quite valuable. Especially when you've been away for a while and a thread blows up.

No. I mean this: There is usually a green "unread" button before the 1st page of the thread link. It used to just take you to the first unread post of the thread.

We still have Remy!!! I had completely forgotten that he was still at the club.

No. Can't stand him. We've got a really likeable squad right now (really wish Chalobah had stayed). Don't want this little troll anywhere near it.

OMG. Gazzump this. Whatever Milan have agreed, just come over the top of it. No release clause for Italian teams, so the fee should be lower than the 100M Euro.

I totally forgot that we still had him, TBH

So, Chalobah and Matic out. Bakayoko in. Okay, but I thought we needed more depth for next season. I know there's a lot of time left, but I haven't seen us linked with any other midfielders.

His fee was ridiculous when we enquired last year. Maybe that's what's taking us so long with the transfers. We need a club outside of England to negotiate a fee. We pay a little more instead of starting the enquiry and paying double. Need a club to start negotiations for Belotti. 50M instead of 80M

Thanks Jim. Though, I hate to bring something else up. But, the "unread" icon/button isn't around anymore.

Hope he's wrong about Conte going to AC Milan, though he makes a lot of sense. Someone send this video to Roman, please. Also: Doesn't want to raise his voice in public, but no qualms about dropping F-Bombs while holding an infant.

Nooooo

I didn't really want him here, but that was more because of the fee. 2 year loan deal? Okay (depending on the loan fee, I suppose).

I'd rather keep him and sell Matic. I'm not a Matic hater like a lot of people here. I think he was instrumental to both titles in the past 3 years. I actually like Matic (though I do see his limitations). However, if one has to go, it should be Matic.

Site is very creaky ATM. 50/50 between loading slowly or not at all. edit since it didn't post: working much better now

What are the chances that we miss out here too? I thought this was a done deal. But, I'm kind of 50/50 now.

Sorry. I thought that was accomplished. It's hard to keep the paper talk straight.

Conte should go. He deserves to work with professionals. Besides the failed transfers: Where's the new contract for Courtois? I know where the new contract for Conte is: He's holding on to it while trying to figure out just how incompetent his co-workers are.

There's no way we'd get Keita Balde. Don't have time to do that deal anymore. It takes us months. July 1st is the opening of the window for everyone else. It's our deadline day to get it all done in time.

This is going nowhere. Fast.

This is so ridiculous. Fee agreed with club. Contract agreed with player. No medical yet? Suppose it's too far from Monaco to London? Could have walked there by now. So stupid.

Wish this was in the transfer rumours section so we could lock it up. It's done. Belotti.