Sideshow Luiz

Conte's final game at Stamford Bridge? Too little, too late.

The ball is just not going in.

Wow. WTF was that?

0 movement off the ball. Pass-stand-pass-stand-pass-dribble out of trouble (backwards).

Kante!!! So good. Then he goes and wins that header against Billing (6ft3)!

This match will be nervy. Huddersfield need a result. Our matches against Southampton and Swansea recently were terrible. I'd expect this to be troublesome as well.

Yeah, I had to re-read that headline on the main page. 9/10? Really? Does everyone get a 9 then? He wasn't a passenger today. Stole the ball once.

Turn a profit on him. That's so funny.

I'm just trying to stay a bit grounded. I'd really like this signing. Honestly, with the troubles we've had in 2 of the last 3 seasons, in the end, it's not so bad, but I want to see some fire in the squad and it would be nice to see some pro-active football for a change. I could live with the results, if there was something even half enjoyable on the pitch. I'm trying not to get my hopes up too much.

If we want to play Sarri-ball, we will need some players with technique. No more stopping the play and putting your foot on the ball, either.

Is this tweet suggesting that the whole Napoli football club eat there, and they have spilled the beans (to him) that Sarri has signed? Seems a bit "Coutois' dad" (ie, a little bullshit).

He's got grandkids there, after all. Apparently.

I think the 3-5-2 against Swansea was practice for this match. Sit deep and don't turn the ball over in our own half. Play on the counter.

CB is the least of our concerns. Don't really need any more numbers back there unless we are selling Zouma.

I've been a Conte supporter (though I can see the writing on the wall), but this is absolute shit on a stick football. From minute 4.

Headed goal or missed 1 v 1 incoming.

Which team were the champions last season and which is the team that's going to be relegated?

Good god, just end this match. This is a steaming pile of garbage, I want to go on with my day.

He has absolutely no clue of where he's supposed to be or what he's supposed to do. It feels like he's actually trying to create a 50-50 ball with every one of his passes.

Exactly like that. I'd actually forgive the miss if he tried it.

Morata can't buy a goal with his feet. Next time he's 1 v 1 he should think about knocking it up to himself and using his head.

I hope Arsenal go for Enrique. And "steal" him from us.

I've never really rated him. These rumours bother me, I hope they go away. I'd rather go for Bailey AND Malcom.

This is kind of bad news. We have competition for a manager and I don't trust the board to beat Arsenal to our top target.