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Just realised there's two Funes Mori - Ramiro and Rogelio. They're both brothers. Ramiro is the defender, which is the one Everton have reportedly bought, and Rogelio is the striker.

You won't be laughing at this when he eventually heads to Man United or Man City.

Liar.

Everton have apparently signed Ramiro Funes Mori from River Plate and he happens to be a centre-back...

This deal is so not happening. Guaranteed all to be BS paper talk. Guaranteed.

Seems convenient for players to just suddenly get 'injured' in such situations.

C'mon. Jorge Jesus is a lunatic but he's not as crazy as Mourinho, who has said and done some really really bad stuff in his managerial career.

If/when Mourinho leaves the club, want us to get Jorge Jesus in as his replacement.

Of course not. Just want him to be more balance in terms of scoring and assisting - if there's a good chance for him to shoot/score, then go for it. if not, then pass it to somewhere else. Not asking too much.

Only for Depay to blast the shot over. Definitely overrated @The Skipper.

And yet, we haven't really seen do that on the pitch. He's still thinking more of assisting than scoring.

Chelsea wait to see if John Stones requests to leave Everton before making fourth bid Oh joy. 2 weeks left and we're still trying to play the waiting game.

But Hazard can't achieve that if he doesn't shoot more when the chance is there. He's too selfless!

There's such thing call 'Practice' and not sure how you can say his shooting is terrible when he has scored some great ones and the fact that he doesn't shoot enough.

They are only probably eyeing the 50m we got for Luiz...

More like the entire squad - shoot when you have the chance!

Baba Rahman reveals he is 'happy' to be at Chelsea as £21.7m signing is unveiled

Baba Rahman's message to the fans - https://vine.co/v/ep2E7LVPnOb

But... Chelsea consider making final bid of £40m for Everton’s John Stones

One "very important" note - Mark Clattenburg will be officiating this match.

John Stones to Chelsea: Everton reject £30million bid This Stones transfer saga is really infuriating. We know how much Everton want for Stones - assuming the media is right; first 34m and now 40m - and yet we are playing around by submitting bids way below the wanted fee!

Indeed. United paid 30m+ for Ferdinand in 2002 and he went on to give them 10 good years of service, forming a solid partnership with Vidic and helping the club to win countless of trophies along the way.

There's no lack of La Liga football at my place. If he can back up his form at City, then fair enough. But until then, I'm not convinced he's a good defender like some have talked about, especially after seeing him play for Porto.

I wouldn't get my hopes up. Have a feeling it's going to be one BIG disappointment come September 1.