Hahaha so sorry, man, but that's not Denzel, it's Kid Cudi.. a hip-hop artist. Christian Bale is brilliant and not super-overrated like that other Welsh Bale. Dick Cheney on the other hand..
You can find that out by simply checking the Births section in the Wiki page of the day you were born on. Just google for example "August 2" and you're there. Mine are: Juninho, Berbatov and Crouch.
The "pain" will go away in a couple of days. Last time I was sunburnt was when Michael Jackson passed away and since then I've learned to prepare really well before hitting the beach and stuff.
I can't remember any top club to even inquire about him in the last couple of years, which tells you how good of a player he is... unless you consider Galatasaray a top club.