Azpinator

Good 1st half performance, I don't even know what was going on during the 2nd. 2-0 is not good enough to kill a game, 3-0 is.

I just read that with his voice and accent in my head. He's officially back!

Maybe he's been practicing bouncing the ball off that thing!

I have Collins on the bench and Vlaar playing. But my boys Mignolet, Coleman, Van Wolfswinkel and even Benteke did good.

Liverpool are on top of the league, bitches!

LOL Walters, again! EDIT: Choo, I have Mignolet!

Sorry dear, world is cruel I know.. I think Jagielka is a good choice, plus having your defenders from the top teams doesn't earn you lots of points all the time.

Oh no, 100 pounds throughout the whole thing.. your only chance is when that missing player's value drops 1 pound.

I don't know, my gut tells me that Mata will start at least once.. Oscar might not play 90 minutes in both games because you have Moses, Schurrle and De Bruyne available.. What confuses me the most is Lukaku, he can play 15 minutes in both but still score... Last year it was so easy with Mata and Hazard.. I used to have Azpi as well because he was worth 5.5 I think. But now our squad is so unpredictable it's ridiculous!

I still don't know who to pick from our Blues (except Hazard).. it's so confusing.

I'm sorry, I should've mentioned that I was joking along (hence the smiley). I didn't think it was necessary, but I guess I was wrong.

Excellent, mate. I agree with you on having a balance between defense and attack. But I would like to see that lineup one day (Oscar instead of Kevin or Juan would do) to see if they would find magic and be a great energetic and cohesive attacking force that can do well enough defensively. So hopefully Kevin would improve his defensive game because I think there's still a lot more to him than we already know. But with our current midfield options I don't see how Essien and Mikel would be an upgrade to Ramires and Van Ginkel. My biggest problem with Mikel is that he has issues going back to defend sudden counterattacks.. I've seen him, on multiple occasions, almost walking back while others are running as fast as they could.. and I think that is a major flaw defensively. Lamps and Essien on the other hand have their own issues considering they're being past their prime (I would love it if Essien proves me wrong though).

I want this to happen so bad.. Transfer news: Daniele De Rossi omission from Roma squad fuels rumours of a transfer to Chelsea as Wallace heads to Italy

I wanted to share Chelsea moments with a lot of people because in my city Chelsea are not as popular as other clubs, so I googled and then joined 2 forums: this and CFCnet and decided to stick to the one that I'd like going to more... aaand voilà!

Cech Azpi - Luiz - Ivanovic - Cole Ramires - Van Ginkel De Bruyne - Mata - Hazard Lukaku (You know the subs)

Or maybe he wasn't involved much throughout pre-season because we wanted him to get more rest before the season kicks off, do you think that's a possibility?

I only want Mata to start, that's all. I will not understand Jose if he keeps him on the bench. BUT HE WAS SHIT AGAINST REAL MADRID HE IS NO GOOD HE WILL NEVER BE CHELSEA-LEVEL!!

Aha, that fact will make us win trophies and shit you know!

I advise you to read his post again, but this time do it carefully. lol.

Still, Mata and Lamps wouldn't take a pic with such a horrible person. I think he's just an easily-angered player. Most people in England (and the world in general) share a negative opinion about JT, but that to me still doesn't make him a cunt.

Clearly Mata and Lamps don't think so, basically because they don't have their Juve-fan mode turned on, or a Juve-fan mode.

I really find Will Dalton's voice irritating.

Really looking forward for this, I'm a fan of AS Roma, not a die-hard one though.. I haven't been watching them in the last couple of years. Osvaldo, Pjanic and of course Strootman and De Rossi are the ones to watch out for.

Oh noes, our players are so shit, we're gonna get relegated if we don't sign Rooney, and Suarez, and Bale, and Messi!!! Ah, we did well with the players we've had, and considering the fact that the RM team is already well composed.. and the other fact which is we played in a stadium that seemed to be Bernabeu more than anything else.. I hate to say it but those screaming glory-hunters actually made me want to be a Barcelona fan! Call me irrational but: DON'T BAD-MOUTH LAMPS, EVER! BECAUSE HE'S THAT SPECIAL! Loved that beautiful shot which Cuntsillas couldn't hold on to.