Mr. Ziggles

This Mata-Lampard thing that's going on is great. Now bring on Torres for the invisible Drogba and we win.

Lamps is brilliant again.

But wait, what about taking Ramires off? Meireles has been decent...

Mata on for Meireles eh? I'm now okay with it. Time to thrash those ugly losers.

And Lampard's shot hits the crowd. At least he's taking shots. Now time to get them on target. XDD

Apparently Mata is coming on? 33rd minute. Not really needed YET.

Torres is warming up. As the FoxSports guy said "hallelujah!".

http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/112333/1/watch-chelsea-fc-vs-stoke-city.html <--- very good quality, english. Also at HT, bring on Torres and Studge.

Fuller's a shit footballer, making headlines by being a shit person... And c'mon Drogba, get involved..

Gary should be our new CF....

Decent team, we'll win this. Good luck RDM, hope it's a great day for you and everyone else involved. Also, looks as if Essien could play in Naples. Or he's just being dropped. Or injured. I dunno.

Torres, Meireles and Mata should be there if Lamps isn't playing.

We're just saying they should have kept their mouth shut, at least show that they want to play and stop looking so smug.

The diamond for me against Stoke. Cech Ivanovic - Cahill - Luiz - Bertrand Essien Ramires - Kalou Mata Torres - Sturridge

Either RDM, Mourinho or Hoddle. PLEASE, roman...

I hope not. This Chelsea side is great atm, screw the old guard, keep them on the bench unless injuries or fitness...

The only people I can see becoming manager in the summer are: Jose Glenn and Sven.

We're wearing the 3rd kit tonight? Oh god no... *FACEPALM*.

A win will leave me happy, nothing but happy. We'll know we'll have won using the few 'triers' in the squad.. Actually if Lampard comes off the bench, we're losing 2-0 and scores a hattrick... o_o

Tony who? I actually haven't watched any football on ITV for the past week or so; was he there during the England-Holland clash?

Lampard's a fucking a cunt. A Legend. But a Legendary Cunt... EDIT: I mean "a fucking cunt". He's not 'doing' a cunt...

If we're winning by at least 2 goals, I see no reason to leave Lukaku on the bench. Hopefully we'll be winning by 2 goals by the 70th or 80th minute and Lukaku can come on.

Guys, look at the Score Centre (Sky Sports). Do those guys who say "wth is going on with chelsea's starting XI?!!!11!" even know what football is?

And the sing part. My fault. It's typo express tonight.

£50? Wha----- oh. oops?