Kezza

wtf did we used to watch?

Me at floating markets in Thailand And of course the generic "At The Bridge" photo #suchatourist

How I feel when I flush the toilet after i poo at a girls house, and seeing it go down

Haha. Like fuck the fans are gonna say something, or 'self-police' lol

Don't actually care anymore. No such thing as a permanent manager. So whoever does come in after rafa will be gone within 18 months.

Hence why the tag says 'wishlist' and not 'rumored'

Congrats spike. Still a shit cunt

Yeah I heard the black guy on the football special show rate him as the best player in the premier league right now, after they played Sunderland. So full of shit.

Hahahaha. Love to see how long this lasts!

You what? Are you drunk on a Sunday afternoon like a good Aussie should be?

You can take the Drog out of Chelsea, but you cant take the Ba

Now we have ba, would rather the board spend 15 mill on a midfielder (cm preferably).

If Benitez has any say, it'll be Torres.

What kind of cancer would Torres be? I want to go for breast cancer, cut it off and it's gone. but as amels mentioned, I think he's more of a terminal cancer.

Fuckin oats! Fantastic signing!! Replacing one black guy with another, least the club listened to the people when we wanted a replacement for drogba.

Anyone who isn't white looks strange to you Aussies

What the fuck happend??

What the fuck happend??

Babysiitters clubNah I actually don't know, just my sis use to read them. That's a hard person to buy a book for. You either love reading or you don't. Maybe buy her a good, well written tv series that not just full of bullshit. 'The Wire' or 'Breaking Bad' are examples but don't have to be those tv shows.

Azpi to show bosingwa how to play rb like a chelsea player should.

This is gonna be cake. Last time we faced them 80% of our team hadn't played a lot of football at all together. Now the team has gelled, we'll fuck shit up.

If JT was fit we could chuck him in goal

I don't at all. Had the greatest new year ever. Bar on top of a high rise in Hong Kong (IFC 2). Girls galore!! Soo awesome, extremely hung over. I love Hong Kong!! Brag over

R-Dawg Davidson

Arrg I love watching us play qpshit house, I'll be flying home while the game is on! Hopefully the air hostess can sort me out