Kezza

Still can't believe it. Jose mourinho, Jose mourinho back at Chelsea football club! Amazing!!! Just words can't describe the emotion I feel knowing that he's back at the bridge where he belongs!

Why? Tumblr is tumblr, this is TC. A football forum ( the best, most elegant football forum on the net)

Ended up at a strip club FFs, there goes a few hundred bux

Thats if we don't buy 5 Cavanis in the next 10 years

This exact thing has happened in New Zealand. Sky NZ has lost the rights and somebody else has picked them up. We have to $150 NZD a season to watch all 380 PL match, (even four matches at once on the same screen lol). http://premierleaguepass.com/ I don't know how common this is around the world, but I think its a great idea!

Did you know the radiation emitted from Chernobyl equals the 1.4e20 bannas i.e the worlds banana production for the next 55,000 years.

Hahahahahahaahahaha! L O Fuckin L

One side of me says, yup get him he's the prolific goal scorer we need. On the other hand id be happy with us using what we have and investing the money elseware i.e our mid field. The cost for Cavani is just silly!

Did Alex actually get out the ban hammer? Boom!

It's like this every pre season. Should calm down in August. The bickering is a real shame.

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate

Sorry, Cobham doesn't have a racecourse.

Torrez iz bak! HE da man, he scorez hattrix against teams from dah pacific who'z playerz actually have full time jobz!!! Jose, sign him up on a 10years contract #luvmahsgurls #yolo

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jun/19/premier-league-protest-ticket-prices Billiant! Bout time someone stood up!.

If you're going to post transfer stories, have a bit more common sense or leave it to xXPetrCechXx who does a really good job when it comes to news etc.

Then why do you keep posting three different version of the story?..

Every bloody story contradictes another.

Hopefully our poor November jinx ends this year with that relatively easy fixture list

Monaco is gonna be an interesting team to follow!

Yup, was a massive upset! Even though Tahiti is gonna get demolished, it doesn't affect Oceanias place in the Confederations Cup. We rolled them 3-0 in the WCQ though. So we are representing Oceania in the WC (We first have to vs the fourth place team from CONCACAF (Americas), at this stage its Honduras). I must remind everybody that NZ was the only unbeaten team in 2010 world cup =]

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/fans/faqs/how-are-fixtures-compiled.html Try that Seems to just a random output from a computer program. But I'm sure they massage the fixtures around to suit i.e not put two big darbies on at once, make sure big fixtures are spread out over the course of the season and not all on one weekend, crap like that. Then obviously there's the CL and Europa league to work around.

Sky NZ has lost the rights to the PL. It's good and bad. Bad cause someone else has bought the rights and we have to pay $150 per season to watch the PL. Good because we have 2hrs of highlights every Sunday plus 1 delayed game, all free to air (utd games only I'm guessing though). Sky without the PL its just crap shows on MTV. And wtf is up with Animal planet? I want to watch some decent animal docs and they have is 'Animal Cops Houston' or 'Animal Cops LA'.

I hope we get Barca in the CL, then we can (watch Hazard outclass Naymar) compare the two.

And if it doesn't happen the forum will explode with 'Cavani is shit anyway'

Can't wait to see his welcome home!