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What is really giving me a humongus boner is that Hazard is still to come... in this system.... ajrjfjcofooc i can't fucking wait.

I love this shit man.

If Courtois goes to Madrid, can't we get Navas?

If we do manage to pull a deal out of our asses and swap Willian for Martial then that leaves us short on the RW. I can't see us getting Bailey and Martial in the same window. That leaves me to believe that this deal really isn't possible.

I would be over the moon if we got Higuain as things stand. We need to get rid of Morata a.s.a.p

What is there to weigh up!... just put the money in Bayern L's bank.

Dembele has come out today and said that he wants to leave Barca. Maybe motivated by the purchase of Malcolm. Cheeky bid?

Morata reminded me of how average he really is against Perth Glory. He doesn't have the minerals to lead our attack. Higuain is a must now.

Eden will see what Sarri is doing and like us he will cream his knickers. Perfect time for him to cemet his legacy as the greatest player to have ever worn Chelsea blue. He will stay.. just sign on the dotted line.

I truly believe there is less than a zero chance of us bagging Martial. Like minus 1000. Jose will never allow it. His insecurities outwiegh his self belief these days. He would be shit scared of Sarri turning Martial into a monster. Understandable really.

😐 You cannot be serious! (McEnroe voice)

Bro, we need a striker, a class RW and possibly a GK who can spray balls around the field like Andrea Pirlinho.

What worries me most is that time is running out already for new players to come in and learn Sarriball aongside thr current crop of players. We need to get the transfers done and dusted by the end of this week and then that will give a little time to adapt to Sarris philosophy before the season starts. Instead of learning whilst we are already fighting for points.

LMAO @ anyone who dares to suggest that Kante couldn't fit into Sarris system. There is nothing Kante can't do.

Hands off, he is mine! 💙

Playing under Sarri will bring the best out of Pedro. Pedro is a player who thrives on quick one touch-two touch football. Definitely have to keep him.

I can't express how many times I have jizzed over the fact that we got this guy and City didn't. He would have turned City into an even scarier monster than what they already are. Thank the footballing Gods we managed to get Sarri just in time. What a player. He must base his game on myself as this is exactly how I play for my local pub team. 😉

First half was fantastic. Then Jorginho and CHO came off, Fabregas legs went and Bakayoko played alongside the zimmerframe. Huge positives from that performance. It doesn't matter who we were playing today, it could have been Madrid whst is important is that we played Sarriball in the first half and got fitness levels up. Bravo.

Barkley has been class today. Hats of to him.

Definitely. He would have been brilliant in a midfield 3 alongside Jorginho and Kante/Barkley.

I have a sneaky feeling Musonda could really do well in this system. This style suits both CHO and Musonda. Maybe we will finally see our Youth get the platform we have longed to see. I could be wrong. Damn I'm getting carried away.

Thinking about it, youre right. Bats was frustrating as hell with his touch in a Chelsea shirt. We could really do with ...... Higuain 🤔😐

Morata is not good enough on the ball.. his first touch is not going to work in Sarris system. He will get frustratdd with him. Maybe Bats has more of a chance. Wow Jorginho is an absolute Don. Making me soo excited.

Honestly. CHO gives me a chubby and I'm straight as a ruler.

I am literally creaming my knickers here. Yea the oppisition is shit but the patterns of play is something we have not seen at chels. This is looking extremely promising and I dont care CHO needs to be in the first team this season. He is fucking ready@