Sir Mikel OBE

Did he say that last summer when he made Oscar his 10?

I fucking loved you mate.

The Egyptian fans on Facebook are going to go nuts

Yes. he is available Saturday.

Which is why he would need cover from a midfielder/centreback when he would go for his runs. He is, in essence, a bombing left winger.

What a finish by Clyne!!!!

Palace is so well drilled. And they have scored!

Tidy assist today. If more teams go for the 3-5-2 then he has potential to be one of the best in the world one day. I'm cheering for him.

It was another typical performance from a self-titled "complete striker"

Also Everton are horrible but i hope this is the warning we need for monday. Finish off these promotion teams early because they are always dangerous with that adrenaline pumping.

Only the hammers could have a man advantage, a penalty, and still find a way to lose that advantage and game. Absolute joke of a club.

To be fair even if he blows hot and mostly cold like last year I think we should have enough to get a trophy. 10 goals between him,Willian, and Salah will serve us well as long as Fabregas is the same as the one we saw at Arsenal, and Hazard/Schurrle and Costa are what they have shown to be.

So he is pretty much a starter Monday night now?

Only crappy thing is we start the season on a short week. Only 4 days between our first two matches.

Completely forgot he still had a match of suspension left.

Benatia would be a waste of money.

Not too sure about the bold

Im not convinced he's taken the job from Azpilicueta to be honest.

He was ok. Oscar really should have shown more to make it easier for him. Given a choice between the two I would start Willian since his pace would allow him to easily be a workhorse in a midfield with Fabregas,Schurrle, and Hazard.

Enigma. Pulls out some of the most amazing things, yet makes the most routine things look hard

Unlucky Oscar.

GODmires!!!!!

They're all over us.