Sir Mikel OBE

"He wants to take the best of my...fitness"-Falcão That sounded vaguely sexual.

Lucas destroying the midfield. Witsel please.

Preseason or not this is poor....

Lucas is insane

Mikel out. Push Fabregas back and Start willian at the 10.

Knew they were gonna score first.

If this Moses is still around in 2 weeks he has to start vs Swansea.

Starting to make Lucas look like Messi.

Moses has really looked good this preseason.

Somebody has a lot of faith in Begovic I see.

He had injury problems last year. He will be a rock this season though.

Very good against the red bull kids. Amazed by his attitude and work rate. Shock of the century if he actually pulls the impossible and makes it here.

I am glad I am not the only one who has noticed this. I don't even know when it started either.

He looks overweight too. When he made that save at the end he was looking kind of chubby.

He punished the latter two by making them play with Begovic. Oscar got a good run out. Not good, but tried.

Sickened by him right now. Third choice keeper performance there.

The goals are not even the issue. His play has been terrible. Even before we let a goal in he is coming out and trying to flap over Zouma who had completely beat some 5 ft teenage striker on the other side with a jump...just poor. Early times though.

The 16 year old scores.

Begovic looks terrible.

Begovic has to let Zouma handle that.

So good to see a healthy Costa.

That pass from Mikel to Moses

US national team was just playing in their continental tournament semi final. I expect people to stream in late.

Classic Soca Warriors right there.

Surely that means Traore is not going back there?