Sir Mikel OBE

Kids collapsed.

I didnt even know he had a girlfriend/partner lol. Footballers do start having kids young though. I couldnt imagine having a wife or kid when I was in my late teens/early 20's.

Wait Zouma had a baby?

He wouldnt be able to get away with coming to preseason fat, and being a slow starter, with Madrid though. Those supporters are ruthless compared to us who will give him leeway while he plays himself into form through the season. He'd have to change his entire personality if he went there, and I don't see him wanting to do that.

It shouldn't take a manager for him to at least TRY on marking his man on a corner. I will accept that for his general shit play, but that goal is inexcusable.

Nobody would be as least as qualified as him. I can't even look at highlights of todays match because seeing him not even trying on that corner makes me rage.

Still doesn't feel like a chelsea player to me. I honestly don't know what to really make of him.

He keeps saying that, yet he keeps putting the same shit out there. It loses its effect after a while.

That sub might have saved his job...for now.

Keep calm and PLAY WILLIAN

WILLIAN!!!!!!

Cant believe he missed that.

RAMIRES!!!!!

I want Fabregas off this team every time they show that corner. I really can't believe that....

Mbabu

Ivanovic is so fucking stupid.

I can't believe this guy...

Its over.

Mbabu putting in a MOTM performance IMO.

Willian and Falcão look to be coming on

Willian warming up.

Now this is Chelsea football.

He doesn't have anything to prove anymore. You can tell the way he trots around, he can't be bothered.

No.

Put Ramires on please. We'll get chances in the second half, just needs a pair of legs in the midfield.