Sir Mikel OBE

Last years champions vs the year before champions and this game isnt even on TV in America. We have a choice between Arsenal-Bournemouth and Everton-Spuds

Technically Costa could be brought back.

Taken Costa's spot at Chelsea AND Spain.

Well my grandma is faster than Alonso to be fair

So he's still here?

Damn lol.

He's 22 and sent to our development squad. He's pants, but if this makes his brother happy then so be it.

Ohhhhh shit.

Good. Now, another midfielder before thursday please.

Salah looks world class here.

Imagine Hazard on one side and Mane on the other

MORATAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nice goal there.

To be fair though that S curl texturizer is pretty impressive looking at the video of it afterwards. It looks really cool until it goes away after a few weeks.

Why don't we play on Saturday anymore? Gonna be annoying as hell waking up for this Sunday morning after staying up late for the Mayweather-McGregor fight.

The way it goes. If De Gea gets 200k a week, we will have to pay the same for Courtois.

ALONSOOOOOOOOOOO

Bakayoko just fouled again! We have to do better.

He shouldn't have been playing then.

Thanks Bakayoko. Been second best all day and gives a dumb ass free kick when Kante had it under control.

Batsuayi......

Dembele is the best midfielder on the pitch by far.

Here comes Asian Messi.

It seems fashionable to attack Luiz. Truth be told he has been infinitely better than Bakayoko today....not like that is hard though.

Willian got exposed big time there.