Thor

We signed so many players that everyone wanted here and look where we are. Maybe some of us aren't the talent scouts we think we are.

Kante has been immense since coming back. I know a lot have been so-so on whether he goes or stays, but he is still world class. The man is a football genius. Sometimes I don't care about better to go, he is Chelsea through and through and I'd love to see him stay and finish his career here - or at least up until the bit he hasn't got anything left to give.

I'd rather Toney over Osimhen. I just have a feeling Osimhem won't be anywhere near as prolific in the EPL.

This. De Gea made a blunder that Kepa would have been shat on for. In fact, he has made plenty more blunders than Kepa and yet Man U are far ahead of us. Our keeper situation isn't ideal, but it is absolutely fine. We could win the league with someone like Kepa in goal - no problems. We'd have more nervy moments but we could still win.

Mans is scoring. Up that value big Rom and we will send you wherever you want.

Frank's last draw was with Everton against Man City. Well hold onto your hats Chelsea fans, what do you think he is going to be able to do if he could draw with that shitty Everton team?

Give us another shot at Real Madrid. We're ready now.

We are the best team in England based on the last 5 minutes of play.

Frank Lampard Masterclass. You all said we couldn't stay up. You all said we were going to the Championship. You all said 42 point in a season couldn't be done. LOOK AT US NOW! WE WILL NOT BE DENIED!

Great sub Frank. Put in Ziyech who can't dribble past anyone and take off our best driving attacker. This should turn out well.

This commentator is an absolute twat. Calling that a stone wall penalty? lol... GTFO. Been spouting shit all game - and he comes out with that bollocks. Really need to be more selective of who they let commentate.

I'm not sure if we have trainings anymore.

Not only do we suck - our team is dumb as hell. Why would you not go for a chip in and at least an attempt. My goodness.

Maduake's directness and driving runs is something I love seeing. Mainly because no other player apart from Kante does it.

It is fun trying to work out what is tactically wrong with us. We clearly have the talent - someone just needs to make these players play together. One thing I find is we never have players play between the lines. Can't link things together.

Come on Vesp. I think we all knew it wasn't going to be easy.

It feels like when you're car is at the service - and they have to keep it longer so they give you a test car to drive around in and its a lot nicer than yours.

Why did he get a yellow? He didn't ask for a penalty...

Sometimes when you're as bad as we are - you can have fun almost as much as when you're crushing it.

Frank's tactics are finally starting to show on the players. Keep him on next year to build on this 1-0 lead.

Okay he scored! Now sell him for 50 million pounds please.

I am once again staying up until midnight in Australia to watch us play some shitty football...

Maduake and Mudryk should start in our 3-1 loss today.

It has been one season... that started like shit and was turbulent on all fronts. People wanted us to turn the ship around overnight. In reality, you put all the pieces in place and give it time. We've attracted some of the top talent in terms of players. There is a reason they are being lured here, and they are being guided by people who know what they're talking about as well. Give it time.

With a squad below: ------------------------- Kepa -------------------------------- Gusto --------Colwill/Badishielle ------ Fofana ------- Chillwell --------- James/Kante -------- ------- Enzo ------------------ Maduake -------------- Havertz ----------------------Mudryk Nkunku We should not be close to relegation and play some pretty nice football. Get a proper number 9 in and even more fun.