Thor

I'll say it again. JP is the closest thing to Drogba we've had. He can bully, he is good in the air, and he is great at getting the ball with his back to goal and blasting the ball towards goal. He is a fantastic player who helps the team function even when not scoring.

I think he is a fairly average, decent bench option type. If someone wants to overpay for him I'd gladly let him go. He is a subpar athlete, and doesn't open the game up. He seems tactically switched on, but just isn't it. Essugo is the bigger talent and better player but unfortunately he is injured atm.

Jeezus we are idiots at the best of times.

Yep - I've watched a bit of Palace, and this is his worst game in a while. He is really, really good typically.

But is it a handball if his arm is by his side? I think no.

I still rate Wharton, but he has had a shocker against us.

Well - what is the defender supposed to do there?

I don't think its a pen. Where is his arm supposed to be?

What a save... Estevao should have had another. World class save.

Is it top 5 or top 4 that go to UCL this season?

I'd still take him here. He is silky on the ball and really opens things up for them.

JP gets too much hate on here. Dude is a beast.

Badi just looks like he wants to do something stupid at all times. I just don't trust him.

Set piece FC.

This team is obsessed with these patterns of recycling possession instead of making a play. Every time we drive the ball I know its going to stop, and go out wide instead of trying to make something happen.

As I write that, he misses a super easy chance.

Garnacho is the reason G+A is a pointless stat. He could have the most on the team and it would never matter. The amount he ruins is ridiculous. Can't trap, can't dribble, can't shoot. The circumstances need to be ideal for him to impact.

Yildiz has flop written all over him for me. But we need a LW so may as well give him a shot. Garnacho is pointless for me. Seen enough.

Our team is 15 to 20 points better in a season with competent CBs.

And you’d call listening to your own echo a super fun weekend. Go mope some more.

This team is too robotic and stuck in the nonsense Maresca preached. Just side to side passing to the wings when at times there is a player free in the middle that would collapse the defence and cause some panic and open runs. just the same old shit that needs to be stamped out.

Our attack improves with two decent CBs too. This lot can’t move the ball quick enough to spring quick attacks.

Just get two decent CBs. Our whole team is transformed.

Yes. Great hold up, strength, good in the air, brings others into the game and has a cracking shot on him. But at the same time his goal output doesn’t reflect his good performance at times. Yes. He is the closest thing to Drogba we’ve had play style wise. You’re still obsessed with following me around on here. Get a proper hobby man.

Can’t believe some don’t rate Pedro here. Closest thing we’ve had to Drogba playstyle wise and how much he contributes to the actual build up of goals.