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FFS can we keep the puerile squabbling off the forum - I keep looking to see whats new and it's people having pointless goes at each other - pm each other or ignore each other - either way leave the rest of us out of it. I really hope Mourinho hasn't been messing with us. All the teases and hints. If he's known this all along then he's not the man I thought he was if he goes to Man Utd.

Strong Chelsea influence making the difference there !! Wankers still bleating about us being lucky last year, aye the more we play the luckier we get

If he goes he will go with eveeryones very best wishes - if he stayshe can still do an excellent job for us but he will go and I would hate to see him stay too long. If he gets the record fine, if he doesn't then still fine. He is a legend, Tambling is a legend and I don't minbd who has the record. Chelsea has been a magnificent club for over a century and will continie to be when we are all gone. In years to come some hero of the moment will be close to the record, I'll be dead and most of you will be reminding the young bucks about Frank Lampard

FUCK ME - YOU COULDN'T WRITE THAT - JUST WHEN I THOUGHT

PEN - YEE HA TORRES

Torres scores then gets a nose bleed- that figures

Keep this going Chels

Go on my suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

GET IN LUIZ

Joking apart Hazard could be in very serious bother for that, it's an aggravated assault on what is probably a juvenile. Players have been jailed for far less (Duncan Ferguson). The FA is the least of his worries

Fnatastic stuff, true legends there - only flamboyance is a leather jacket

Voted Cech, thought he was outstanding and at the top of his game in these conditions and with his recent injury. Ramires was good but was too wasteful and gave away a few stupid fouls. What really ripped my knitting was Torres today. I was hoarse shouting at him to fucking move - just move. Watching him off the ball he literally just jogged and on it he was woeful. FFS he just looked completely uninterested.

If the forum is shit, jog on. Go to the Shed End - you'l like it there. If you meant how the thread was going was shit fair enough but if you think the forum is shit then like I say - don't let the door hit you on the arse when you leave

Walcott couldn't hit a cow on the arse with a banjo the other night. His delivery was shocking. A couple of reducing tackles and he'll fade quickly. Really can't call this game - it could be a humping either way or a bore draw depending on what both teams turn up - it's at home which is a worry

I don't think we dine at the top tale any more when it comes to managers or players. We'd be far from most top managers first choice in any case but when you consider the merry go round why would you. If it's merely money then there are now a whole host of billionaire backed clubs, if its the challenge of building a winning team then you won't get the freedom, responsibility or chance at Chelsea. I think Guardiola is at Bayern until Fergie goes and Mourinho will go to Man City once he realises he's not getting the Manure gig. What we miss more are the Clarkes and Wilkins. If RDM had had their counsel then that could have been a winner for us. We'll get a good manager near the end of their career or a young one on the up willing to take a punt on us as much as we are on him. Our best bet might be tempting a national coach away from the boredom.

Guys - we were rank rotten and there is something seriously wrong from top to bottom at the club. Bitching at each other like 12 year old schoolgirls is not going to help, lets discuss, fall out if need be and then get on with it - really can not be arsed with watching that pish on the field to come on here and read puerile nonsense with people requoting their squabble back and forth with each other.

Frank's been good for Chelsea, Chelsea have been very good for Frank. All things end including his contract. I would like to see him get the record, I'd be just as glad to see Tambling keep hold of it and I would be delighted to see someone smash it. We should liek and respect our players and they us and the club. This is the best club on the planet and players will inevitably come and go - the club is the most important part though. I think Frank has done his time and done it admirably but I fear next season would be a season too far and I would hate to see him fail in any way for his benefit but more importantly the club. He won't be forgotten and there might even be a job for him when he finishes his playing career elsewhere (hoped it might be Rangers but that won't happen) but he is just a small part of our lengthening and improving history

Aye okay - I've been clearing my house and scooped a serious amount of bevvy - HOWEVER - despite my pishedness and forgetting it was a cup game - the point is stil the same - pen takers are pen takers, if Va wants a hat tick go and ge tone son - knock yourself out

Let's be clear here and not get tied up with debut hat tricks, Lampard is the penalty taker end of, same as when Makele got to take his, missed it and made a cunt of us. That's not how it works - you have a penalty taker, end of. Nice wee end to Ba's debut, a penalty, a hatrick, what a start - how luckY and nice we are. Or... Lampard gives Ba the ball, Ba misses it and we miss 4th place on goal difference by one because guess what - Ba isn't great at pens. Get real folks, he's been here a game - let's stick to the plan (assuming there is one)

Really ?? I had to try VERY hard not go overboard - still waiting for the valid point

I've been into Chelsea and football for 43 years. You get some shite off the internet to prove your point, that sums it up for me. Fucking hell, seriously. Take it you sat down when one of Frank's raspers went in from 25 yards when a Torres of the moment would have ballooned it from 10. Get a fucking grip, Ba showing class over Lampard - doubt you are into football these days

Fuck that, seriously who the fuck do you think he is -he's been here literally minutes. If he wants a hat trick then he can get one the next game. If this is your abiding memory of Frank Lampard (taking a pen when he's the pen taker) the you cannot and should not consider yourself a Chelsea man - and I have never said that before. I think your assertion that Lampard is out of order here beggars belief.

Fuck I wish we had a time machine, you can just tell he had it then as a young lad. I wouldn't be too hard on the West Ham fan - he's clealry a fuckwit or he wouldn't have been there in the first place.

Genuinely very pleased at this bit of business - a good, hard working, seemingly level headed young man who already knows where the goal is in big EPL games. Cheap at half the price and has great potential for us. Good he passed his medical, I expected him to fail it and sign anyway. He seems pleased to be here, is respectful and looks suitably hungry for some game time. I think he'll be sub for a few games, wipe the floor with Torres then TFW won't have any option but to play him from the start. It'll be good goals for 4th at least and he'll be used to the club before the next CL.

Okay he COULD then - and he probably will as she'll be paranoid - if Crouch can do it then ANYONE can (score I mean)