BlueLion.

what?

FFS why do we have to have only nine men?

Can't we just swap Malouda with Anelka and Lukaku with Drogba seeing as though they look a bit like each other?

Don't worry about Cech, it's purely precautionary.

Even if he does, he's still shit.

Lukaku has cramp. LOLOL.

Oh fucking hell I want to go to bed, can't Turnbull just score an own goal or something?

The commentator is saying Ber-trahnd. What a cunt.

I hate the Carling Cup.

FUCK OFF FULHAM. Extra-time can suck my nipples.

Then is that why it was closed? No. Threads are closed at moderator discretion. If we think a thread is going nowhere, it is shut.

Goalkeeper. I hear Petr Cech likes to think he is me when he's training.

That's why I read The Guardian - a level-headed and intellectual read.

I hope you're right.

Fixed.

Shit happens when you play at Old Trafford. I feel incredibly positive about the remainder of the season - we're so far ahead of the teams behind us and still very close to those ahead of us.

No doubt about it that Cole is past his best - I think he's been poor for the last 12 months, in all honesty. Poor by his standards, at least. Still a very good player though.

I agree there, David. I believe we've played worse at Old Trafford even in the recent past and got better results, but this is the nature of the beast unfortunately.

Reading the tabloids is a sin. Read The Guardian for some level-headed analysis of all things news-related. Otherwise, if the tabloidesque bullshit it too much, don't go on Twitter. Just ignore it, I do.

Haha don't worry about it mate, you did fine

He has had a very promising start - it isn't just that he is keeping clean sheets, but that he is making very impressive saves as well.

Hamsik would, he is a very similar style of player.

Well... they lost... so they did

No thanks

Why did that miss have to happen to Torres, especially after this performance? Will he ever get his confidence back?