BlueLion.

That may mean no-one can afford him

Paulo Ferreira hat-trick, you heard it here first!

Oh fuck.

We'll probably try and sign Pereira in the summer if Cole does move on... if he leaves in January we at least have Bertrand and Ferreira.

I say we set fire to this thread and never speak of it again.

Time we showed this team up for what they really are. For too long have they gotten the better of us...

We need to play him as far away from our goal as possible... or just save him for when we play the Mancs

Losing Cole would not be so much of a blow now than it would have been in 2010.

I honestly think that wee lost this tie in the first leg when we missed two one-on-ones... especially Drogba's effort where he tried to chip Valdes. We really ought to have won in the Nou Camp that night, yes we had to rely on Cech to make some outstanding saves but otherwise we had the clearer opportunities. It meant we were under pressure after going just 1-0 up as it meant any Barca goal would kill us. To this day I commend Barca for their fighting spirit, but I still feel cheated. They should never have been given the chance, you can't say all of the penalty shouts were concrete calls but the Pique handball definitely should have been given, the rest you see given and sometimes the opposite.

Ah of course, I was under the impression we were at home to QPR. Can't wait to relegate them in April!

I loathe Arsenal, although not so much now Fabregas has left. I hate all of their players, especially Sczcsczcscsczcsvdfvs9o0dbney. I used to like Ryan Giggs but now I think he's a cunt. That means I don't like any United players at all. At Liverpool I like Reina (brilliant goalkeeper) and Kuyt, I respect Gerrard and Carragher but can't stand the rest, especially Suarez. Great player mind.

Haha I know mate, it was a chance for me to put seven years of learning French to good use for once!

We will in the next league cup match against, Everton.

I want them to go into administration and get relegated to the Sunday Morning Pro League, Division 4.

Of course it wouldn't, but you associate Chelsea FC with the Kings Road, SW6 and Stamford Bridge. Holding on to one of those identities would make the transition less painful by way of sentiment.

Ce n'est pas mon argument, c'est un exemple! Je pense que ma connaissance de la langue française est bonne pour un Anglais! Just saying...

That post was made in October.... just saying

I've got more rep for that post than I have for my last match report, might give it a go.

You make less grammatical errors than about half of our native English speakers. I have always been one to appreciate everyone's attempts at the English language; it is one of the most complex ones to master - put it this way: you speak better English than I do French!

No, it's backed by the same fucking video you keep posting. As I said the other day in the music forum, where this type of discussion is relevant, the whole point of academia is perspective. What one man says in a YouTube video is not gospel. Ron, this is why you are the only back-to-back winner of our Member of the Month award, a true TalkChelsea legend. Oh do shut up, you repetitive buffoon. I notice how you stick up for £220,000-a-week Fernando Torres in the wake of criticism against him, but yet you continue your vendetta against Kalou. Regardless of whether he's a good footballer or not ,that just demonstrates your flawless hypocrisy, congratulations. I sometimes wonder why Steve gave you a Legends badge, I'm pretty certain it was to shut you up. Rant over; back on topic: Though I was once a Kalou supporter, I have changed my mind about his ability to be a good player at this club, it is clear he is surplus to requirements now. However he is a lovely person and this goes beyond footballing reasons, this abuse is absolutely uncalled for. I pity him, because there is nothing he can do to stop this ridiculous anti-Kalou movement that has been born out of the pure need for a scapegoat to pin the blame on for our under-achievements last season.

Chelsea are a West London club, never can we be north of the Thames.

Could just call it 'The Bridge.'

I can confirm SeB is the September Member of the Month!! Congratulations!!

Assistant manager role sounds difficult but I'm sure I'm up for it

Haha I like the idea! I am going to merge this with the TC Football Team thread because this would really fit!