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I feel as if I have been belly flopped by a transit van, naaa basically I feel like my stomach is on fire... don't know why.

My name is Iain MacDonald, just I have a friend called Ryan Davidson who I admire... so I stole his name and used it for my username on this and twitter. naaaaaaaat pretty obvious my name is Ryan Davidson

Yeah but people are saying Mata's technique for them is poor, when in fact its just the keeper reads it and saves it.. doesn't always mean a poor penalty.

Has Rami ever taken pens for Benfica ? Reckon he would be able to rifle a few in tbh.

Dont see the point in the penalty argument here, Hazards penalties are exactly the same as Mata's but he scores his. If Hazard had all of his saved and Mata's ones that were missed went in it would be a different story. Its not like Hazard wallops his in like Lampard is it, all he does is place it exactly the same as Mata's. Anyway looking forward to seeing Eden destroy fuck out of the PL!

Well at least thats cleared up. Wasn't too sure but I heard a rumour about that Maher kid going to Ajax a few weeks ago...

Yossi is currently struggling to see infront of him as Luiz's hair is in the way... LOL

Has he moved yet, sick of all this bullshit about us being linked with him again he clearly wants to fuck off to Spain and be a benchwarmer.

My mate thinks Rio isn't being racist as they are of the same ethnic background... I see that "choc ice" comment as racist, don't know what he's seeing it as tbh.

Dear Rio Ferdinand, fuck off you massive bench warming prick. How many trophies did you win last year if I may ask? Oh wait United won fuck all What a fucking knob, absolutely hate him with a passion.

We have to be honest, what AVB said about Roman today is kind of true. Maybe the fact he is talking about Roman and the club a lot is a bit too far but he wasn't treated well here and he is just giving his side of the story. We can't just sit and say that Roman didn't do anything wrong because in the past he has sacked managers for stupid reasons - e.g. Mourinho and Ancelotti - or not backed them sufficiently enough like was the case with Villas-Boas and perhaps Big Phil.

Totally agree, PSG haven't got anything to show for their spending yet, they haven't won anything as a group where as Dortmund have and they will come back stronger in the CL in the upcoming season. Hope we don't get PSG or Dortmund in our group though as they are both building high quality teams.

Ajax have signed Adam Maher and are looking at the "possibility" of selling Eriksen this summer... Man Utd are believed to be in talks with him.... pity we don't need him now but he could of been a class addition for us last year.

We should play 3 CBs so we can have Luiz as the libero going on crazy runs like a beast.

Lampard, Hazard, Mata, Meireles, Marin and David Luiz can all take penalties for us now.

What a fucking cunt Rio Ferdinand is. Well more like what a fucking bench warmer but never mind.

If he scores a goal or two against us, we will end up signing him then. Always happens with Liverpool players.. e.g. Torres and Meireles. Maybe Benayoun but I can't remember if he has scored against us...

Wasn't Harry Kewell not named Australia's greatest ever footballer, what a fucking joke!!!!!!!!!! Is it just me or is Australia nearly as bad as the Scottish national team hahaha

Great read. @SeB the Mikel thing is actually what he said, he said in an interview he said something to Robben before he took the penalty. Still can't take credit away from Cech, was some stop!!

Well apparently we bid 8 million for him, not sure if its true or not. Few things on twitter from earlier today mentioned it. No Sky Sports source or that yet though... also seen Lille are looking at Bosingwa! So if its true then its basically like a swap deal lmao.

If the Debuchy bid rumour is true then the move must be off.

Put Piazon on loan at Blackpool/Brighton!! Dont know why but I randomly thought of them 2 teams lol

De Bruyne is 21! Needs to either play or go on loan at a club that will actually play him tbh.

Lol I would love to be on the wages this cunt is probably getting now.

Aw, I reckon he'll still end up being the RB we sign as either the board or Maicon's agent will cave in...