CHOULO19

Never thought I'd see Rudiger flagged offside...

Jeez that was a let off...

There's so much space behind them, but it's so hard to break that first line of pressing!

Jeez Cahill is so obviously the weak link in that back 3!

What the ACTUAL fuck is Thibaut doing??

Fuck, they're so good with moving the ball!

Properly nervous now. Let's fuckin do this!

I see where you're coming from but I think that even with our Atletico performance they still come here with the better form. My main reason for taking a point is that I think that the most important thing today is to avoid a loss because we just can't afford to be 6 points behind them at this early stage.

So, who else would take a draw right now?

Was telling a friend of mine yesterday that that is exactly what I would love to see, but realistically the chances of that happening are extremely slim.

Think it would be easier if you just apply for the Finnish citizenship...

Mendy and Aguero will be missed by City but in no way form or shape does that make us favorites for this one. Think it will be Christensen who comes in for Luiz and that there is a chance we'll switch back to 3-4-3 for this one.

Think he's currently busy with the peas...

Jeez, Cesc. How even?!

Even in the CL we don't get the god-damned fouls on Morata!

Jesus, Eden...

Alvaro and Cesar: A better love story than Romeo and Juliette!

Needs to improve his decision making on the ball for this league, particularly when to hold on and when to release the ball. He's losing the ball in dangerous areas way too often.

Like John Stones except really good! Problem with Luiz playing other than central is that he starts getting forward more which is where he can sometimes lose his head and then you get the things like the Arsenal sending off...

Give the guy a bloody statue already!

He really is not. He has a great sense of when to get into the box to try to score and he takes a mean FK. But while those attributes are clearly important they are not the attacking contribution you expect from your fullback. He does also have good technique and his passing range is decent. On the other hand, he is very slow, can't really dribble and his crossing is well below average.

He just looked irritable all game. It's almost as if he could physically feel Kennedy's breathe on his neck! In all seriousness, don't think Kennedy has much of a chance getting into the XI, but Azpi certainly looked comfortable at WB in defense and even in attack..

It's not everyday that you play poorly for most of the match and still win 4-0! Delighted would be an under statement. Get in!!

Let's not kid ourselves, we're a different team with Hazard and Cesc on...

Just so much quicker than he looks!