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I think whoever gets the first goal at the Bridge goes through. If we get it, I'm confident we can keep them out for as long as we want, but if they get it, I don't think we have enough power up front to get two goals against their defense. Honestly, it would be torture, but I can see this going to pens.

He can build an altar and make a human sacrifice for all I care, as long as he scores a goal for Chelsea.

http://vimeo.com/92759745

Just heard something about the return leg possibly being postponed due to tube strikes. Any of our members from London has more info on this?

Bayern couldn't create because of the monotonic slow crap that Pep is making them play; meaning against teams that gives them no space around the box, especially centrally, they'd have to rely on individual brilliance or a defensive mistake, neither of which cam today. Real deserved the win, probably deserved a second goal from that first half as well.

And they have the worst defense too

Missing the semifinal of the champions league with a flu!! I'd go out there even if I'm in a wheelchair!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1qm67b_david-luiz-ambition-belief-and-hard-work_sport

Here it's Liverpool too, and for the same reason: deluded, idiotic, self-righteous fans.

You can have mine! It's annoying and take time to shave..

I don't know how anyone managed to come up with 11 minutes of highlights from that match, but here it is if anyone is interested: http://vimeo.com/92680609

Don't know about you guys, but I just love basking in all the hatred and jealousy. Especially if it is coming from some butt-hurt loser trying to sell some self-righteous crap about the "right" way to play football. It's not a victory if you don't piss a few people off.

Schwarzer said it was him in the post match interview. I demand an investigation be open!

Those were brave "English" displays. We're boring and destroying football. Seriously, can't you tell the difference!

Crap! Couldn't you have left me in denial for a couple more days?!

Absolute myth. The 2010-11, 11-12, and 12-13 seasons were by far his best seasons for us and eclipse anything before 2006. Even Petr himself says so and he was actually voted player of the year by Chelsea fans in 2010-11. I'm sorry, but this "not the same since the head injury" is just crap that people keep saying without even thinking about it.

That rhymes with Jason's display name, not mine. You're terrible at this, Jake!

That doesn't rhyme! I win

Not a great result, but a positive one which is all we can ask for given the circumstances.

You two make me gag!

No direct quotes from Jose about that. There is no way they could know the extent of JT's injury yesterday.

Get well soon big Pete. LOL No one has ever said that!

Where did he say that? I heard his post-match interview and he said nothing of the sorts, just that Petr dislocated his shoulder and that the extent of JT's injury is still unknown.

JT is not confirmed to be out of the second leg. It looked like a sprain in the ankle or a "bad/incomplete step" (not sure what the term is in English). If that is the case, he'd be back for the second leg.

I think Jose might play a very weakened side just to make a point to the FA.