Jusek

Perfect! Really happy about signing Eto'o. Welcome to Chelsea, Samuel! :tophat:

Yeah, I think this would be a perfect addition. Two or one year of Eto'o and then Lukaku comes up to be our number one striker. Profit.

Never gets old.

But can he do it on a cold and rainy Wednesday night in Stoke?

He's already speaking better English than Carragher.

Someone on facebook: "Willian + Hazard = Wizard"

lol, he is holding a Chelsea shirt and also wearing a Chelsea shirt. Doesn't really make sense. But anyways, he's a brilliant footballer and has epic 'fro so... Welcome to Chelsea, Willian!

Well, at least he's left-footed.

dafuq

Good result. The match itself was boring as hell.

Me too, so frustrating...

Mourinho providing the best entertainment so far...

Mourinho providing the best entertainment so far...

I fucking hate "false 9". Hopefully Schurrle plays like a striker!

Well, that's one interesting lineup. Very interesting...

And scored a fucking perfect hat trick against ManU last season. Seriously, Lukaku has to start.

Wow they just won it!

Hell yeah Cardiff City!

So, number 21? The successor of Kalou and Marin!

Classy guy, liking him already.