Spike

Well at the time the parallels were frightening.

He is still one of my favourite players. I wouldn't be opposed if we signed him even if it isn't a wise move. One of the best free kick takers in the world.

I would rather complain about Bosingwa hogging the trophy over complaining about Ribéry or Robben hogging it.

i need a pair of sunnies. I need a pair that complement my large nose. Choulo can you help me out?

He is just an attention and camera whore. It's easy, lots of sixteen year-old girls are too.

Welcome, don't worry about your English too much, there are a lot of English speakers with comparably worse grammar and spelling.

I would love to go watch a Chelsea v West Ham match at the Bridge.

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/156437.html?CMP=OTC-RSS

That is not saying much. So I'm the second to worst candidate?...oh...okay... Anyway, I'm too involved with the Cap and We Hate Scouse controversy to become a mod anyway.

I'm still arrogantly convinced that I am the perfect man for the position. I will not let the Triforce of Power escape me again!

I'd rather give to charity.

I had to goodle Clairefontaine. I now know what it is. I remember that particular discussion now. It would help if you used the quote system more, that way I wouldn't have to guess when you have replied! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clairefontaine Looking at that list of graduates everyone besides Thierry Henry seem so be fairly average. No offence, of course.

I don't see the irony. It seems like a humurous coincidence to me. Everyone is so melodramatic on this forum, sometimes I wonder if everyone (including myself) is a 16 year old girl.

You are a youth coach right? I think I remember you saying that French academies prefer tall, powerful, fast atheletes to technical players. I guess I would not have done well if I was French as 173cm doens't look like it would cut the cake. The internal politics of the French national team is ridiculous. What is the documentary called?

This is getting a litte too intense for old Spike. I've never thought I would see this place turn into a crucible.

I'm the opposite. I'm a lazy genius like Francesco Totti or Antonio Cassano. I didn't study and I slept at school yet I got medium-high marks.

A though just occured to me: How the hell does this guy get in over Antoine Griezman?

I don't think you spam. But my opinion is void because we are homies from the ghetto.

A big problem... I live in Queensland! If you are ever in Brisbane next year...there are a lot of 'Irish pubs' in Brisbane and I would like to know what you think about them!

Even though us Aussies have a good relationship with Ireland my big fat mouth would get me in a lot of trouble in the Republic and Northern Ireland. Shane can quote me on this.

The only thing worse than the spam is when people complain about the spam. I just want to here it from the staff if they think I'm a spammer or not, I haven't been warned yet but a few users have said I spam in the past (joking or not, I can't tell). I don't think I'm a spammer but if others do, I'll be tempted to tearfuly pack my bags. Don't take offence anyone (Steve) that isn't an insult. I guess I've been on worse forums and I'm desensitised to this type of stuff.

It's actually spamming not trolling. Trolling is when you convince people that false information is true, there has to be a malicious intent. I'm a veteran of the internet, I know these things. Convincing someone to delete the System 32 because it will 'fix' their computer is trolling. Going off topic and posting memes is just spam. I'm taking my ball and going home.

Lampards penalty kick was a goal but officially it wasn't. Melo's own goal was officially credited to Sneijder but it took a massive deflection off of Melo.

Good, I hate AFL. The worst sport in the world, it's good the Gaelic Footballers put those AFL bastards in their place. And it's pretty easy to get citizenship here especially if you are British/Irish. Very off topic but have you been to Australia? I would say if you came to Aussieland I would buy you a beer but I'm afraid to because of what happened last time.

Care to elaborate on the idiots, Kostas? Perhaps you could create a list.