Spike

HOLY BALLS, THE BISON HAS RETURNED!

I've said some negative things about him and well I have to like and respect him now as he is a Chelsea player. As long as doesn't do what the Dutch guy did and soak up wage while never playing.

182 Goals and 114 assists. Amazing.

Didn't I say that in my opening post? Using that logic we may as lock most of the topics in the Transfer forum. This thread isn't about signing the players, it's about who would be better for the club if the hypothetical situation of signing one of these players did occur. Jesus Christ. Go on, go and post "stupid thread" in every other player's topic you think we won't sign.

Thanks, man. Your input into this debate was appreciated. Why the fuck even say anything if it's pointless?

Well, we would be a very marketable team wouldn't we? Roman's dream of sexy Football would come true anyway.

I forgot we even signed him. Hell, I forgot Inter signed him too.

Following Sh0n3x's probably sarcastic comment I decided to create this topic. We have been (somewhat) linked with a trio of awesome talent but that's really nothing new. And this awesome trio consists of: The German Assist Machine Mario Götze, the Explosive Winger Eden Hazard and the Brazilian Dribbling Dynamo Neymar . Who would you prefer to bolster our ranks here at Stamford Bridge? I for one would prefer the Magnificent Mario as he would be the most potent creative force on our team, yes even beter the the our Spanish Maestro Mata. But the disapointed idealist in me screams that we will won't sign any these future Ballon D'or hopefuls. And don't forget they are all Capped Internationals.

I think I might just do that. It would be interesting to see what everyones preference is. What forum would be most appropriate?

I cant believe he is getting 23 million pounds over the duration of his contract.

Aguero and Silva basically told Chelsea to sign them and the board just sat on their asses cackling maniacally all whilst waxing lyricaly "This will show those stupid fans!"

JUST FOR THE RECORD: I probably post some touchy stuff every now and then, but I do not intentionally attack other users opinions or themselves personally. And what are these 'bellend' and 'Anelka' incidents I continue to read about?

Hazard is right footed though. So he is a natural RW.

He wouldn't survive long over here then. A lot of English people I've met complain about how much we swear in everyday conversation.

Hazard>Krasic. I don't want Krasic, if we can get Hazard.

No worries, I was ignorant of that. I didn't mean or want to offend anyone. I got defensive because I though you were being aggresive. I'm pretty insecure about Australia and tend to be very beligerent with Englishmen and New Zealanders. I've never had a problem with any other nationality of the British Isles though .

If you've heard some of the abuse I've coped from Englishmen for being Australian, you wouldn't think twice about the world 'Pom' being offensive. Besides, in Australia the word 'Pom' isn't used as an offensive term, it is more endearing than anything. Hell I've heard it used on the evening news.

I don't like him. Fucking overpaied and overpriced Pom bastard. Bloody English players like him, they are a dime a dozen. The world needs more Le Tissiers and Lampards and less Rooneys and Gerrards.

THESE TRANSFERS ARE TOO TENSE FOR ME TO HANDLE. If this turns out like Aguero situation, I'm afraid I will attack the nearest Arsenal fan.

I hate Real Madrid.

Point noted, but nonetheless Alves is a great defender when he has to be, it is just a fact that he doesn't have to defend very often in Barca's system.

People say that Alves doesn't defend but whenever he plays against Ronaldo, Alves looks like the best man marker in the world. I still remember the El Clasico where Ronaldo had to swap with Di Maria so he could play on the right, due to Alves giving him nightmares.

And they are too compact with the 4-2-3-1!

I will be more realistic with my team. I know for a fact that Mourinho doesn't want to sell or buy any players this Transfer Window. 4-3-3 ST: Benzema. He isn't a potent in front of goal as Higuian but has a better work rate and will help out the MF. LW: Ronaldo RW: Di Maria CAM: Kaka. He isn't as good as Ozil but Ozil is very lazy and doesn't help the defence at all. CM: Alosno CDM: Pepe. He is a brilliant man marker and is needed more in the MF than in defence. LB: Marcelo CB: Ramos. Adds a lot of speed to the CB pairing and with Carvalho acting as a sweeper it would be an effective partnership. CB Carvalho RB: Arbeloa High Pressure on the MF limiting movement and passing range. The wingers need to take advantage of when the Barca Fullbacks are out of position. Benzema needs to drop deep and be more of a threat creating and attacking. Fullbacks need to buckle down and concentrate on defending to prevent Barca's Wingers destroying them. Madrid really need a harder working CAM. Someone (but necessarily) like Prince-Boateng.

Who are referring to? Ye olde Milan Players?