Spike

I never played competitvely. Love playing cricket.

I'm an ebony god

I wish I played more cricket after primary school. Kind of stopped.

It's too dark

Offspin fingers Violets are blue, roses are red, Eric's hands are pure Darkness. You been playing cricket mate? What's your favoured position? Fielding? Bowling? Batting? ...wicket keeping?

mate, that's a gay implication

That's rich coming from the Mother of the Darkness.

blanco y orgulloso - luis suarez

You are all I need.

It is in Uruguay tho Yo no lo siento, mi nigrito. - Luis Suarez

All I see is a black photograph.

Eric von Darkness

Go molest a cat.

Yes.

Franck Lebouef

Barcelona are equally bad. Selling Sanchez to splurge on Suarez. Fuck em both.

If your the type that buys into superstition, you'll be happy to know that he'll score in the double digits this season.

I for one am sick of a player that gives away possession, is caught out of position, dives all the time, runs like a headless chicken and has inconsistant technical abilities. Ramires was amazing during his second and third season but since he has been even worse then his first season. I'll be fucked blind if someone thinks that this is just 'new toy syndrome'. I disagree.

Pfft, hardly, when you consider how fucking bad Ramires is since 2013. He has been shit for over a year. He has had plenty of oppurtunities, I'm sick of him failing.

Didn't Lars Bender say that he didn't want to leave Leverkusen yet because his last season was quite poor? He didn't want to leave the club on a negative or something like that. I'd take Khedira, better than Ramires who has been terrible for about a year and a half now.

Doubt he is too worried about that.

Orange Darkness please you hands aren't that white.

Well if anyone else were leaders they would have been leading; reggardless of the armband. Looks like as a squad David Luiz probably was the second best leader, can't fault a team that only has Thiago Silva to lead them. Besides the whole team was pathetic and lead to the 7 goal, not just David Luiz to say otherwise is ignorant. On another note the way you phrased that sentence pretty much states that only the captain is at fault for the poor performance. Anyway he could be a very inspiring leader of men and just shit at organising the defence. I don't know. Don't really care either way and this isn't exactly my opinion, just trying to offer perspective.

where is my blunt

Anal sex is quite lovely.