Spike

Either a product of drugs or a crippled man that didn't go through puberty properly. What what you rather be?

Why do you hate freedom?

Gundogan is hardly a product of Schalke, he played there for a year when he was 8. May as well say John Terry is a West Ham youth product. Because he was there when he about 10. Or Messi is a product of Newell's Old Boys.

Leighton Baines is a relic, an icon of days forgotten. He embodies the English spirit of the 60s and 70s. Flowing hair and flowing sideburns, he remember the post war days even though he wasn't alive. He channels Lennon, Clapton, Page, Osgood, Caine, Attenborough and Moon all rolled up into one Anglo-Saxon jam tart. The man is a lion enough for three, he is the three lions, passion, integrity, stiffupperlipness are words that do no justice to the enigma that is Leighton or Lionton as he prefers. To hate Mr Baines is to hate everything intrinsically English, it's to hate beauty incarnate and love the French. Why do you love the French, Alex?

Basically living in the same city isn't the greatest thing...And Reus was always going to end back at BVB, born in Dortmund, started his youth career their, etc, etc.

Draxler a Schalke youth product joining Dortmund? The riots would make international television.

The great purge of 13 begins.

Everything flows through Mata. All roads lead to him. He is the Rome of of our Empire.

Skips, you have to appreciate that a lot of what went wrong for BVB this season was out of his control. The team has gone through a series of injuries most notabley Sven Bender and Mats Hummels missing out large chunks of the season and even then players like Schmelzer, Kuba, and Weidenfeller have missed a smaller chunk of games. All their success has finally caught up to them and their squad depth couldn't handle it any further.

Is it really an invasion?

Hopefully. I've only heard good things about him. Though...I wouldn't be complaining if he played at Blackburn for another season. He is getting games, so I can't complain as I said.

What could have been. This is the only player I feel regret for selling too early. He was young too, only 23...

What newspaper is that?

Remind me again why he was sold. I could never make sense of it.

Tiki Taka is dead. Bayern has put the last nail in the coffin. The irony of it is that next season Bayern may be playing Tiki Taka under Pep.

Robert Lewandowski is the first player since Ferenc Puskas in 1960 to score 4 times in a European Semi or Final match.

ONCE AGAIN LINKED! http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/391372/Real-Madrid-s-Sergio-Ramos-fuels-speculation-of-Chelsea-move http://www.caughtoffside.com/2013/04/12/real-madrid-defender-strongly-linked-with-summer-chelsea-move/ https://www.google.com/news?ncl=do3y-hXbzOE1TxMqTFUzS5eQi2RDM&q=sergio+ramos&lr=English&hl=en He has cut his hair since the last time he was linked with Chelsea. And it's a good thing because he looked stupid with long hair and I would have hated to see those long flowing locks every week.

Would be good at BVB. Hope he goes there over LIVERSCUM.

Gómez made five passes against Barça. But he did score...

Onion story? That must be a Belgian phrase. Unless of course you are talking about 'The Onion'...

Only once has this hulking behemoth failed to score fourteen or more goals in a season. And that season was his very first; he notched eight. A great footballer he is not, a great goalscorer he is.

Anybody who says poaching goals in the penalty area is easy is an idiot that can kiss my indolent white ass (no offence). If it's so easy why have there been so few poachers in the last ten years? van Nistelrooy, Gómez and Inzaghi are the only players that spring to my mind.

This is a couple of weeks old but reggardless. WHHHAAAAAAT? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2306242/Chelsea-love-triangle-Thibaut-Courtois-alleged-affair-Kevin-De-Bruyne-girlfriend.html

It really should have been 2-0 but I'm not complaining just stating a fact. Gomez was offside and Muller fouled Alba when Robben scored.

Müller is a very dirty player.