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I thought I read that Man Utd were relegated no matter what? I can't say I'm an expert given that happened several decades before I was born.

I agree. He is a Judas in no way. The club and he came to a mutua agreement, they both thought it was time to move on. This is not a situation like Mario Balotelli wearing an AC Milan shirt on TV while playing for Inter, or Sol bloody Campbell leaving on a bosman in the height of his career. I'm not happy about the move and I don't understand it, but I'm still happy to have watched Lampard play for Chelsea for such a long time, it was a pleasure. I'd rather this have not happened but it did and these things unfortunately do happen. We have to move on.

I'm comfortable with who I am, you don't seem to be. The way you guys say it almost implies that it is a awful thing to be gay, ahah you guys are a bunch of homophobes.

See? Now you know why I have my doubts.

I'm 95% sure he does.

Jason does come as pretty gay tbh. Always talking about cats and listening to Justin Bieber.

My sides are in orbit.

I'll warn anyone who posts a photo of Lampard in that fucking light blue shirt.

Well life is real and we are here. We give it our own meaning, each individual. If my life had no meaning to it, I may as well be dead.

lol You just wait till the walls start vibrating with life.

He should join Brisbane if he wants to win something.

People associate Giuseppe Meazza with Inter, not Juve or Milan. /discussion

The regulation size is equal to the square root of the average adult male bull testicle.

This is depressing. He doesn't need to do this. He just doesn't.

I will vomit.

israel thread dont call him bipolar. thats an insult to me tbh he is a little bitch

Even worse when you wake up and urine has leaked from your cock onto the floor.

People like Budweiser? hahahahahahaha.

@EBH, just called matt a cunt for no reason. Quick, I need black up.

My favourite.

It's fine, no need to be sorry, you aren't the first person to make the comparison. The cruel irony is that myself hating the similarity is right on par with the similarity. Yes, Lolita is written in English like the majority of Nabokov's works.

My favourite novel is Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov. Yes, I have read Catcher in the Rye. I'm probably far too similar to Holden than I'd like to admit. And that annoys me.

I can say for a fact that Alex uses his Thor persona as a form of compensation for other things...

I can play more positions than Philipp Lahm. Best attacking midfielder Germany has had since Mehmet Scholl. Depends what we are talking about. I can't imagine the talent in Stoke is good enough to get it up on a cold wet night.

1. I'm sure you got get a lot of drama out of my life. Especially if you condensed it over a small period. For a long time I was the quintessential angry young man, much like that James Dean character in East of Eden. I don't know who it'd be. They'd have to be able to pull of perpetual anger and sadness at the same time. A young Matt Dillon maybe? He is a bit big though. Or maybe John Cusack if he were angstyier? 2. It'd have to be someone approachable. Someone that could relate to me as much as I relate to them. I'm not sure if Haruki Murakami can speak English, I feel he would have a lot to say to me if we had a rapport. 3. Probably fearing that one day, I'll just give up hope for no reason. 4. There would be some damn embarrasing ones, I'll tell you. I can't remember them thankfully. 5. I remember once I decided to do something on a skateboard far beyond my skill level. I chipped two teeth after failing a drop in. 6. Idioacy. I'm not the smartest man but I need to be able to converse with them on the same level. 7. I'm 178cm. I'm fine with it. I'm taller than most women so it works out. 8. I'm not sure. I'm not in the business of trying to have a relationship with myself. I have pretty horrid teeth and I'm out of shape but I guess my face is fine. I'm by no means ugly but I'm not devilishy handsome. 6.5/10 9. Because that is a filthy lie. I asked Jason once or twice if he was homosexual because I thought he was. This was on the staff forum. Now Rmpr seems to wish I was gay, I think he wishes for a threesome between the catman and I. 10. Isn't all food ethnic? I'm very obsessed with Mexican and Japanese food. I love most of mexican save for their disasterous take on seafood (I'm allergic to shellfish anyway) and while I hate a lot of Japanese food, the stuff I do enjoy I really enjoy. In general I really like East-Asian food. 11. Batman. People think that Batman doesn't have any superpowers and that he is an ordinary human but that is wrong. Batman has preperation time. Give Batman enough time to prepare and he wins. Doesn't matter who it is. 12. No question? 13. It's a lot of work but I get through it. I have to! 14. It's cool. 15. I'd like to believe I haven't but I'm not sure. I have directly betrayed anyone. I have let people down though. 16. I'd be very surprised. I'd greet you and shake your hand. Of course I would let you inside, I'd offer you a beer or something even though I don't have any. 17. Well if I remember correctly I was about 5 when a girl gave me a kiss for my birthday. But made out with some skank when I was like 15 or something. I don't know. There wasn't exactly a lot of girls in the town I grew up. 18. If we are speaking of Brisbane, Im very fond of the Botanical Gardens and South Bank. The Gardens are so pretty and so is South Bank. 19. Most cats hate me and most dogs love me. My girlfriends cat fucking despises me and my girlfriend is deluded into thinkiing that it doesn't. I've only had dogs as pets and I love them. I have two Jack Russel Terriers, Wally and Louie. 20. Yep.