Spike

Are you implying that there is a drinking age in Scotland? Haha, nice try you can't trick me. You were probably born in a pub.

Why god why? He is such an awful manager.

A couple of really bad sources are stating that he has agreed terms with Arsenal. LOL

I remember I mentioned the textbook definition of 'rivalry' once on TC...I was promptly told to fuck off by many members...

It doesn't matter what position they are. Cunts are still cunts and that's why we hate them. You'll won't find two many sets of supporters that utterly detest us Chelsea supporters as much as those yids.

I hate Tottenham the most.

He wore #8 for years at Yerrrnited.

I wish he would get rid of that stupid mohican hairstyle. Gosh.

The window hasn't started yet...

Just going to say this: a footballer doesn't always need to be world class to play for Chelsea. That is all.

Thes looks likely. Ah cannae say if aam canty your nae abit it.

Is 'at bosnian rag reliable?

A footballer disnae aye need tae be warld class.

Frenk lampard is th' greatest footballer Ah will ever see in mah life. legend.

You wasted your time with that post...it's so obvious that Oscar is going to be amazing under Mourinho that saying it out aloud feels silly...I hope Mou gives him a proper definitive position.

Put electric fences around Stamford.

It's two ways you know, babe. You can talk to me first...

Friendship over.

AWFUL

WE'D TOLERATE YOU HERE. But it'd be a struggle.

I wish Chelsea bought Jones...

Post of the millennium.

Not even close to trolling.

Everytime I see someone use the definition of 'troll' incorrectly I end up in hospital.

I just don't think it's a fair thing to do.