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Spike

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  1. B-but I already posted that link. Regardless, it's nice to see this is official. No more speculation or worrying and certainly no more meltdowns naming José a traitor among other distasteful words.
  2. We are 10 hours in front of the UK. When it's June 3rd 12:00am in the UK iti'll be June 3rd 10:00am here. When it's June 4th 12:00am here it'll be June 3rd 2:00pm in the UK.
  3. http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/news/news/2013-14/jun/jose-mourinho-returns-to-chelsea.html?
  4. Unless the Official Premier League website gaffed up awfully, the wait is over. It's done, The Special One has returned.
  5. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/premier-league-website-posts-jose-mourinho-chelsea-announcement-032514778.html http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/news/news/2013-14/jun/jose-mourinho-returns-to-chelsea.html?
  6. Just because I like you, I'll kill you last.
  7. Hmm, interesting point Strike. The club must have this in consideration when buying new players this transfer window. Do you actually believe that Rooney and Shaw could join?
  8. It's not about statistics at all. The stats are just there as a supporting act, I could have written the article sans statistics. I was just creating a case for the #9 shirt being a very unlucky shirt (if you believe in that sort of stuff).
  9. Well, you know...I made this thread. So yeah, you must not have read the OP.
  10. Lionel Messi was your childhood hero? How old are you? 14?
  11. Since it almost took eight hours for a staff member to verify, my article has been lost in the mix: BUMP. You shouldn't really mind this post, it's an illusion.
  12. As and English club, FA law requires a certain amount of English players to be registered in the squad every season. Its easy to bypass this rule and register youth players that the club will never play but it is nice to have a little legitimacy and have a core of regular starting English players. Not being an Englishmen myself, it doesnt bother me all that much where the players in the starting XI are from, but Im not the law maker and as I said the FA demands it. Right now the main Pommies featuring regularly in the Chelsea squad are John Terry, Ashley Cole, Frank Lampard and Gary Cahill. Not a bad list of players, eh? All capped by England, and three of four have Captained England. But, Terry, Cole and Lamps are getting old, all on the very wrong side of 30 and Cahill; well its debateable if he is even qualified to be the undisputed #1 CB at Chelsea. Soon, whether its next season where you can find good betting odds with Unibet or the seasons after Terry, Cole and Lamps will leave or retire. Its going to happen, accept it. Who is going to replace this trio? Someone bought? Or someone promoted? Now when it comes to English players, they seem to be potted into very distinct groups: Idiots That Are In The Media Daily (John Terry, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole Rio Ferdinand, Joey Barton) and Quiet Respectable Men With A Stiff Upper Lip (Frank Lampard, Leighton Baines, Paul Scholes, Phil Jagielka). Which do I prefer: The type of guy that gets into the news for snorting cocaine from a prostitutes stomach, or the bloke that is in the news for scoring a hat trick against Liverpool? While they are both great and entertaining in their own rights, I think I lean towards the bloke who scores on the football pitch and not the fella that scores in the brothel. At the Chelsea youth theyve some very interesting prospects. Very interesting. It seems the youth setup is finally paying dividends on talented youngsters, but as Chelsea fans we say that every few years dont we? Starting the list of is Islam Feruz, a Scottish youngster signed from Celtic, a forward in the mould of Wayne Rooney. Ruben Loftus-Cheek a pornstar a young physical Englishmen that is earning more money a year than Ill ever see in a lifetime, a combative midfielder, though with injury problems. Nathanial Chalobah, the beast, the animal, dominant in Zolas Watford; Chalobah has drawn comparisons from dozens of players, for instance he is compared to that cunt Yay Touré. Todd Kane, another Englishmen; has been doing a marvellous effort at Blackburn Rovers, tearing up and down the right flank as a RB. And lastly, the prodigal son himself, Josh McEachran; Josh has talent and technique above nearly all of these other youngsters, yet he lack drive and determination, he seems to have rested on his laurels after picking himself up a pretty(?) girlfriend. Very exciting stuff indeed A Scot and four Englishmen; five big prospects, five lads set for stardom or bust. Sadly we are maybe seeing one bust right now. McEachrans hype and justification for playing for Chelsea seems to growing weaker by the match. A superb technique not seem in the English game is possessed by Joshs left foot but as I said earlier he is cursed with a very slim physique and a mentality more geared towards listened to Morrissey and The Smiths while writing in his diary. He can still do it, he can still make, to give up on him just yet, is chomping at the bit. Give just a little hope, because he is only 20 and José hasnt arrived nor has he decided on Josh. Ruben Loftus-Cheek and Nathanial Chalobah are in my eyes shoe-ins for the Chelsea first team one day. Powerful, determined and technical; all three adjective are applicable to both players. They are rather similar players really; maybe Loftus-Cheek has more up his sleeve in terms of attacking but Chalobah offers more in defence. But other than that, the similarities are there and hopefully the similarities dont push one forward whilst holding the other back. They'll make it one day, trust me. I'm calling this right now. Laugh at me later if you want, but I'm still calling it. I havent seen much of Islam Feruz to be honest. Ive heard whispers and rumours that he is a powerful forward that will run his socks off for the good of the team; much like Wayne Rooney and Carlos Tevéz. The is great, Im taking a lot of liberty here but Im going to say that makes him as versatile as Rooney and Tevéz. In general I believe its harder for forwards to break into the first team. They talent and the goods are all there but if they dont score its bye-bye time. A few games and a few missed chances could ruin Islams future at Chelsea. But a few early goals could see his stock and hype soar and rise beyond everything reasonable. Tricky ones to call forwards are. But now, who can Chelsea buy? The rags are linking the Blues to players such as Wayne Rooney, Luke Shaw andthats pretty much it. Two very, very great players, I might add. Id take them in a heartbeat. But how much will they cost? Who will they be marginalising at Chelsea? Will they flop? I feel Luke Shaw is a must buy. Not even a second thought or opinion about it, future number one LB for England. No doubt about it. He is already better than Bertrand and he is quickly coming up on Ashley Cole. He is tall, strong, quick and can run all day and night. A self-claimed Chelsea supporter, Shaw is an absolute must buy, I cannot stress this enough. If Shaw is missed out on and he joins ManUtd Liverpool or some other team, I will be very cross and upset. Rooney. He has been brilliant at ManUtd ever since his debut. Can he brilliant for Chelsea too? Wayne dislike Moyes and Moyes dislike Wayne. So that being said Shrek Rooney will probably want to leave ManUtd. But who will he join? PSG? Arsenal? My bet is Chelsea. Im not too sure I want him at Chelsea, but I cant say I wouldnt want him here either. He is dynamic; he can play in just about every position with class and elegance (something he lacks in real life). He would definitely improve Chelsea, as he would be a perfect CF. People say he cant play as a CF anymore after being converted to CAM/CM but I respond to that with: If he can be converted to a CAM/CM from a striker, the reverse is more than possible. Its not like he can only switch positions once, besides he has played as a CF much longer than he has played in this deeper position. He will cost an arm and a leg, but I cant complain much about that seeing as it wont be my arm or leg. So what you would you prefer? Buying in all the English and homegrown talent or focusing inwards on the youth system? I think the pickings are bare enough in both fields which enables a little of both. Buying Shaw would be great, but so would promoting Loftus-Cheek and Chalobah. You probably disagree, if so why?3 1At the very least they have to be homegrown. In fact Im too sure about the rules. Victor Moses is homegrown, but he plays for Nigeria (though Im sure he owns an English passport). I know Owen Hargreaves was English to a degree but did he qualify as homegrown growing up in Canada and playing his early career in Germany? I think when it comes down to it a player can be homegrown and non-eligible for the Three Lions and they can be eligible for the Three Lions without being homegrown. Confusing. 2 I think a lot of Poms and just about everyone else arent bothered too much by it either. 3 You are probably wrong anyway. Click here to view the article
  13. No read it again. In a single season he has the highest amount of goals across all competition (22 goals) and the lowest in the league (1 goal). The highest for the league belongs to Hernán with only 10 goals. But don’t worry it gets better…than much worse…
  14. THE NUMBER NINE The #9 is the shirt of strikers, the big Target Man, the player expected to put the ball in the back of the net. Gabriel Batistuta, Alan Shearer, El Fenomeno, Van Basten, these are the sort of players that should come to mind at the site of the #9. A few great players have worn #9 for Chelsea, maybe not as great and renowned worldwide as those mentioned earlier but they are great for Chelsea fans and we love them all the same. The King; Peter Osgood, should be the first to come to mind, 150 times he hit the back of the net. Others have worn it too, Kerry Dixon, Jimmy Greaves, and player-manager Gianluca Vialli1. That’s a good list of players right? Right. But for now go back to Osgood’s 150 goals. It took 11 seasons for The King to score all his goals and it should be noted that in 2 of those season he scored a paltry 4 goals. Take away those 2 seasons and 4 goals and you get 146 goals in 9 seasons. 9 seasons…that’s how long Roman has owned Chelsea and in those 9 seasons we have seen several players wear the #9, namely2: Hernán Crespo3, Mateja Kežman, Khalid Boulahrouz, Steve Sidwell, Franco di Santo and Fernando Torres. As for goal it goes: 12 for Hernan, 7 for Mateja, 34 for Fernando, and none for the others. A total of 52 goals across all competitions…that’s less than half of The King’s goals for those that less mathematically inclined. Even more appalling is the success of our #9s in the league. 29 goals in the top flight, 10 from Hernán, 4 from Mateja and 15 from Fernando; thus making Fernando Torres Chelsea’s most successful #9 in the Roman Era. That’s sad for shirt with so much history and prestige. Doesn’t that make you uncomfortable; Torres being the highest scoring #9 of the Roman Era? In a single season he has the highest amount of goals across all competition (22 goals) and the lowest in the league (1 goal). The highest for the league belongs to Hernán with only 10 goals. But don’t worry it gets better…than much worse… Before the Roman Era there was only one prolific goal scorer to wear the #9. And that was Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink. Taking out his single season under Roman4, Jimmy scored a very solid 70 goals, with 57 of them coming in the league. He did it in 3 seasons, that’s 1/3 of Roman’s Era. That’s more goals across all competitions and more in the league; all from one man and 1/3 of the time. It extends to the 90s and early 00s though, with Tony Casarino, Mark Stein and Chris Sutton. Tony scored 8, Stein 25, and Sutton 3. That makes a grand total of 36…If you take away the anomalies of Vialli and Hasselbaink you have an amazing 86 goals5. Over 20 years in the making barely scratching halfway of The King’s total. It took The King 9 seaons, it’s been 20 and we haven’t seen the 100 mark broken. It really pushes the question: when the fuck will we have another legend #9? The Wretched Ones Footnotes: 1 Vialli’s scoring record is pathetic in comparison to those mentioned previously, but his influence at Chelsea has been priceless. But 40 goals, is nothing to shake a stick at. Second best in the last 20 years. 2 Only if we don’t count Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink due to joining before the Roman Era. He scored 12 in the league that year and 17 across all competitions. If not it bumps the total goals up to 69 goals across all competitions and 41 in the Premier League. 3Remember, he only wore it for one season, the other does not count as he did not wear the #9. I believe it was the centenary season of 05-06 he wore the #9. 4 In total Jimmy scored 87 goals for Chelsea. 69 in the league. 5 If you add Vialli and Hasselbaink it goes up to 209 goals. 87 from Hasslebaink and 40 from Vialli. 6 Fuck you Ryan. Click here to view the article
  15. I refuse to use it. I just say 'midfield' because oh, shit! that is what it is.
  16. Pivot Pivot PivotPivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot PivotPivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Fuck that word. Fuck the term "Double Pivot". Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. I cringe everytime I read that term. Fuck that noise. FUCKFUJCKIJ FODH OFF
  17. I thought this was over...
  18. The gamble and pay off could be fantastic. Keep buying 20 year olds and eventually one is going to break through to the first team. That's over 10 years of playing time. Whereas a 28 year old can give about 5 years. When it comes down to it: The potential of 10+ years vs The guarantee of around 5 years
  19. Fucking 25 million? How much did Chelsea buy him for? 8million? Not only has he gotten older but he has regressed. Deal.
  20. It's called contributing to the community.
  21. He and Chalobah will be in the first team one day. I garuantee it. Josh still has a chance, but these guys don't. They don't because a chance suggests there is possibility that it won't happen.
  22. But no, despite what I said earlier I'm very confident that Shaw will be a Chelsea player one day. Very confident. I'm calling it right now.
  23. If it happens, I deserve rep for calling it.
  24. Ah, that made me chuckle. He has a great first touch, mind you.
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